Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[jlb1705]

https://twitter.com/GerdOZone/status/625822756555345920

Tony Gerdeman‏@GerdOZone
Heh.

He's a Cubs fan, he can STFU.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He's a Cubs fan, he can STFU.

agreed

didn't realize he was one of those child of WGN Cub fan fuckheads

1990 bitches

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

"professional" implies they wouldn't do it if they weren't getting paid

I'm pretty sure they would

Amateur goat-fuckee enthusiasts?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Amateur goat-fuckee enthusiasts?

Talentless, gutless, genetic eunuch goat whores.

 

[Bucklion]

Talentless, gutless, genetic eunuch goat whores.

2 Reds, 1 goat? Or make that 25 Reds?

 

[brodybuck21]

took 2/3 in stl for the first time since 2011

 

[Jaxbuck]

took 2/3 in stl for the first time since 2011

of course

in the middle of a season where it makes zero difference

 

[brodybuck21]

of course

in the middle of a season where it makes zero difference

 

[BengalsAndBucks]

Detroit's haul for Price seems much better than what we got for Cueto, although that shouldn't be surprising at this point.

 

[ochre]

I think teams still have some durability concerns with Cueto. He missed most of the season two years ago and missed a start, or two already this year.

 

[Dryden]

Detroit's haul for Price seems much better than what we got for Cueto, although that shouldn't be surprising at this point.

Latos, Hamels, Cueto, etc were all off the market at that point. It's a dangerous game of chicken if you're the last team holding an expiring ace and all the buyers have already anted up.

 

[NFBuck]

The Blue Jays could add 1997 Ken Griffey, Jr., 1985 Doc Gooden, and the ghost of Nap Lajoie and they'd still be an 83 win team.

 

[Dryden]

Jayson Stark ‏@jaysonst 2h2 hours ago
The asking price remains heavy, but #Reds still talking to teams about Aroldis Chapman. Hearing #Dbacks, #Astros, #SFGiants & #Yankees

Buster Olney ‏@Buster_ESPN 55m55 minutes ago
Reds willing to trade Jay Bruce to the Mets for Zack Wheeler now. Worth watching over the next 20 hours.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jayson Stark ‏@jaysonst 2h2 hours ago
The asking price remains heavy, but #Reds still talking to teams about Aroldis Chapman. Hearing #Dbacks, #Astros, #SFGiants & #Yankees

Buster Olney ‏@Buster_ESPN 55m55 minutes ago
Reds willing to trade Jay Bruce to the Mets for Zack Wheeler now. Worth watching over the next 20 hours.

I'd trade him for a bootleg copy of a Stealers Wheel song

 

[Thump]

I'd trade him for a bootleg copy of a Stealers Wheel song

He'd fit more on a softball team than the Mets.