Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

Hates the bright lights and is as soft as a teddy bear? Can we just start calling him Gizmo already?

Runners in scoring position, close game...........

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Runners in scoring position, close game...........

Bases empty, down by 8 or up by 12

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bases empty, down by 8 or up by 12

so true

 

[Bestbuck36]

LOL you guys are cracking me up.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Theses queens are being 1 hit by Edison fucking Volquez.


Gizmo is 0-fer

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart hits a ball into the corner, needs a GPS to find 2B

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cozart now has as many RBI as Gizmo.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'll be damned, they didn't blow it.

 

[Dryden]

Billy Hamilton has pulled his average up to .217.

The Reds are 7-3 in games when Hamilton gets a hit, and 1-8 in games where Hamilton hasn't gotten a hit. They won the one game he didn't appear in.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Hence the pressure on that kid. If he becomes anything remotely akin to what people would like, he makes even the Reds an above .500 team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hence the pressure on that kid. If he becomes anything remotely akin to what people would like, he makes even the Reds an above .500 team.

They will find a way to overcome any contributions he makes. I have faith in them.

 

[Bestbuck36]

I agree Jax. They were on his ass the first week for striking out so much but now he's getting on base and they are leaving him there. Doesnt matter, they find a way to fail at every turn.

 

[Dryden]

Wow, no traffic for the Reds victory tonight?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wow, no traffic for the Reds victory tonight?

meh, they are still shitty

 

[Bestbuck36]

Haha. 3 series in a row that they did not lose?!?!?! Unpossible