Reds tidbits 2014 (official thread of windshield licking)

[Jaxbuck]

There is the first K
(Jersey Jerkoff)

Cat puncher then Cozart

I change my estimate to 90%

Ooops, I forgot the Tin Man

 

[Jaxbuck]

Something about this just amuses me to no end

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nobody out sucks the Cubs!

NOBODY!!!!

 

[Dryden]

Is SFS back from the DL yet?

Last I read he's now throwing without any discomfort and can hit off a tee, but isn't ready to face live pitching.

Basically he's in mid season form.

 

[ochre]

anyone know why BP was taken out of the game?

 

[Dryden]

Upon further review, BP may not have injured his back batting in the 1st, rather it was with this epic photobomb during batting practice.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just when you think they can't get any worse, they spend an afternoon in Chicago tossing Cubbie salad.

If I was as bad at my job as the Reds are at theirs I'd have the dignity to either just quit or go off and kill myself.

I've thought all winter they would finish with a sub .500 record. I'm starting to think they won't even get to .500 at any point in the year. Wire to wire losing.

If so this has to be the end of Walt's long paid nap. If Bob is serious about winning he needs to make a change.

 

[Bestbuck36]

I can't believe they had a chance to send Christiani down and didnt. That guy just fucking sucks!

 

[Jaxbuck]

I can't believe they had a chance to send Christiani down and didnt. That guy just fucking sucks!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto forgets how many fucking outs there are when he is the second hitter

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ludwick

 

[Bestbuck36]

WOW. Speed kills again.

Let's see how they fuck this one up.

$100million dollar man let's a beauty go by and then Corky swings at the third strike. Two down for Brandoff

 

[Jaxbuck]

Hamilton actually makes it to 2b thanks to Cubs being the Cubs.

The cowardly lion and Black Forrest Gump are due up.

Guess what they do?;

 

[Jaxbuck]

Zach fucking Cozart just hit a double.


The Apocalypse is upon us.

See you all in hell

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cat Puncher
Cozart
Homer

all get hits off a scrub pitcher

Votto has a panic attack because there was a runner on 2nd in a close game