Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Dryden]

Billy Hamilton starting tonight

let the suck begin!

10 games left with 6 of them against the Pirates, and Dusty is going to risk punting one of the layups with a getaway day special by inserting 3 automatic outs in the lineup and taking his best situational runner out of his bench options.

I'd be pissed if I weren't already so numb from all teh stoopid.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Well they get off to a 3-0 lead but now they are going to go ice cold and there is no way this fucktard can hold the lead.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Like clock fucking work

1st and 3rd, 0 out 3-1 Reds

Reynolds is a fucking joke

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh by the way.....no one up in the pen

Duhsty doing work

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bases loaded, 0 out...Duhsty finally gets someone up.

It will be too late

 

[Jaxbuck]

5 straight balls from Reynolds now

 

[Jaxbuck]

3-2

 

[Jaxbuck]

meanwhile Nats, Pirates trail and Cards are tied early.

and the Teds are going to fucking blow this

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gets some punch and judy motherfucker down 0-2 and hits him

JFC Reynolds

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ondrusuck starts off 3-0, none of them close

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ondrusuck comes back and K's him

Pirates lose

gotta have this one you spunk monkeys

 

[Jaxbuck]

More stranded runners

Phillips and Leaddick are near worthless right now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I fucking told you

Retard leaves Parra (L) in to face 2 righties.

2 doubles later its tied.

They are going to lose, no doubt.

They just absolutely shit down there leg with any opportunity to succeed. They are terrified of it.

 

[Dryden]

 

[Bestbuck36]

Side note, Billy Hamilton is the fucking man.

When was the last time a Reds player had 3 stolen bases in the same game? Deion Sanders maybe?

Batting him 9th gets him on with Choo behind him also. I like it.