Patrick Bateman
Made Man
I think I'd rather watch a 24 hr Marathon of Caddyshack 2 than listen to George Grande...
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jlb1705;2338632; said:
Just when i think that surely to sweet blue little baby Jesus whatever the fuck it was we each did to be cursed as a fan of this team has been paid for we get George fucking Grande having a Jim Edmungasam as the cherry on top of our sundae of suck.
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The Cuban garbage disposal seems to have recovered from his diabetic shock.
That or he's facing the bottom of a pretty feeble order.
That or he's facing the bottom of a pretty feeble order.
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Bucknut24;2338675; said:
He finally digested the 6 lbs of bear claws he managed to keep away from Broxton the other day.
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AuburnBuckeye
Go Bucks
Jaxbuck;2338676; said:
But how did he protect them from arroyos munchie attacks?
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Jaxbuck;2338676; said:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pJiXAlYBIE"]Bear Claws Loop - Pam from Archer munching on Bear Claws - YouTube[/ame]
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schwab
Donkey Punch Ann Arbor
I did hear today from Lance McAlister that Votto not only leads the bigs in OBP, he has led off an inning 45 times which is obviously a retarded number for the 3 hole. He didn't mention who was 2nd or how many times.
That being the direct result of Cozart's 145 outs, which is 2nd most in the NL and 4th most in MLB. 5/145 are sac bunts and 5 more are sac flies, which means we can look forward to the 4th worst MLB hitter staying in the 2 hole.
If it ain't broke....
That being the direct result of Cozart's 145 outs, which is 2nd most in the NL and 4th most in MLB. 5/145 are sac bunts and 5 more are sac flies, which means we can look forward to the 4th worst MLB hitter staying in the 2 hole.
If it ain't broke....
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schwab;2338688; said:
Didi Gregorious at Arizona this season in 21 games.
.354/.414/.582/.996
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Jt4prez
All-American
Dryden;2338706; said:
It sucks that we have Cozart and had to trade Gregorious; however, Arizona was fixated with Gregorious and Cozart just wasn't going to get the deal for Choo done. If I had to pick between Gregorious and Choo, this season, I'd pick Choo every time. Cozart is the only thing making the trade look bad, which is exacerbated when Dusty hits him second, where his perpetual failures at the plate are magnified.
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Jt4prez;2338709; said:
Make no mistake, Cozart's ass sucks buttermilk. That said he's a top 10 defensive SS. If we have a legit LF and a non functional retard for a manager we could live with an all glove/no hit out machine at SS.
As much as I love to rip on the punch and judy motherfucker, he's really not that bad of an all around player. This is more a Dusty and Walt issue.
Walt's fault for not fully Dusty proofing the roster (even though it's due to injury) and Dusty's fault for being just about the dumbest sumbitch to ever draw a breath.
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Jaxbuck;2338738; said:
Exactly. The problem isn't Cozart being in the lineup. The problem is batting him anywhere but eighth.
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