Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[EDDIE GGGG27]

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[Dryden]

Simon comes in for the 13th, promptly serves up a 2 run tater, and gets the win.

 

[jlb1705]

Thank God they're the Cubs.

 

[Bucknut24]

told you the game would end

 

[Dryden]

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/reds/2013/04/23/homer-at-the-bat/

If the Cubs had decided to walk the bases loaded instead of face Cesar Izturis or Devin Mesoraco in the 13th inning, it would have been Homer Bailey batting in the 9th spot for reliever Alfredo Simon.

Reds manager Dusty Baker said he didn't want to burn his backup catcher, so he had ordered Bailey to put on his spikes. Bailey was in the hole, with a helmet on his head and bat in his hands when Izturis singled home Jay Bruce with the winning run in the bottom of the 13th inning.

"Who do you want to face? Izzy or some guy hitting .400?" said Bailey, who is 2 for 5 this season. "What do you think they had the meeting on the mound for?"

 

[Bucknut24]

oh cubbies

 

[Dryden]

Per Fay: Broxton fine and available tonight, Marshall says he feels great and will pitch for Louisville tomorrow.

Tonight's lineup: Choo Cozart Votto BP Bruce Frazier Heisey Corky Cingrani

Four auto outs with Villanueva pitching for the Cubs. Reds are going to get worked.

 

[Bucknut24]

Per Fay: Broxton fine and available tonight, Marshall says he feels great and will pitch for Louisville tomorrow.

Tonight's lineup: Choo Cozart Votto BP Bruce Frazier Heisey Corky Cingrani

Four auto outs with Villanueva pitching for the Cubs. Reds are going to get worked.

lies

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Game is over before it started for the Cubbies with Corky in the lineup.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Per Fay: Broxton fine and available tonight, Marshall says he feels great and will pitch for Louisville tomorrow.

Tonight's lineup: Choo Cozart Votto BP Bruce Frazier Heisey Corky Cingrani

Four auto outs with Villanueva pitching for the Cubs. Reds are going to get worked.

You shut your whore mouth about Corky!!

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Cozart sucks moose cock.

 

[Mike80]

 

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Fuck

i cant rip Heisey a new one tonight

 

[Patrick Bateman]

For all the shit I give Heisey, when he HRs they are bombs...And yes, Cozarts bat is weaker than a sickly old woman..

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Can they stop giving us the life story of Corky Miller...I mean damn