Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Now, why the fuck wouldn't you tag up, you shithead?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Leadoff single in the bottom of the 10th and they do fuck all with it.

Fucking losers.

 

[Honor&Glory]

i can't wait to see what it looks like when a pitcher's arm flies off his body. C'mon, Hoover!

apparently, the ball must fly out of the yard, first...fucktards.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

When did JJ Hoover reincarnate as Todd Coffey?

 

[Honor&Glory]

about to be 0-2 to start the season in extra innings...at home.

<golf clap> outstanding.

 

[Dryden]

I'll take 'Things that suck' for 400, Alex.

 

[Honor&Glory]

seriously, why the fuck is Hoover pitching??? fuck you, walt...disable Marshall and get a fucking ARM up here.

 

[Jaxbuck]

You are fucking up my good name kid

 

[Jaxbuck]

3 'Tards of the game:

3rd Tard: Cozart
1-4 you punch and judy little fucker? Oh well at least you aren't a corner OF like.....

2nd Tard: Chris Stubbseiy
1-6 today. 4-14 for the season.

1st 'Tard: Hoover

JFC dude.

As always fuck Dusty too, I'm sure he did something stupid as hell.

 

[AuburnBuckeye]

Buddy I asked this question a month ago...It was responded too by his wife is hot..Good for him he is still a pock-faced weirdo....Jeff Piecoro's pivot man for real...

Hah yeah i remember seeing someone say that and i saw a segment before yesterdays game that made me reexamine the thought

 

[Bucknut24]

Reds win if Chapman starts

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Hah yeah i remember seeing someone say that and i saw a segment before yesterdays game that made me reexamine the thought

He makes me extremely uncomfortable...I think his Real Reds segments were shown as torture to Gitmo detainees...He's weird as a football bat...

 

[jlb1705]

Reds win if Chapman starts

Don't want to make him throw the world's most devastating slider more than 3-4 times a week, tops.

 

[Dryden]

Brandon Phillips‏ @DatDudeBP
#RealTalk: If my homeboy @thisisdspan would've caught my ball in the gap today, I would've slap the BLACK off him LOL!!! #MESSAGE

Denard Span‏ @thisisdspan
@DatDudeBP u know I was trying to get u too ! Good swing

Brandon Phillip s‏@DatDudeBP
I could tell fool LOL! You ran into the wall like a crash dummy

 

[Bucknut24]

so this epic matchup of Cueto and Strasberg and it's 3-3 already in 3rd inning