Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[jlb1705]

I don't get why you don't try and maximize what little Heisey brings to the table by playing him in CF and minimizing the one thing the Donger isn't so good at by moving him over to LF.

But that's just me. I'm not a real smart guy like Dusty. Maybe Asians are built better for the heat in CF or some such shit.

CF bats first, man. Conversely, first batter must play CF.

 

[Jaxbuck]

CF bats first, man. Conversely, first batter must play CF.

Hard to argue the logic.

Meanwhile after Opening Day I can't help but think of this everytime I see a ball hit to CF

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPbWk0llFoQ"]Funniest Baseball Blooper - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Derek Robinson is the corresponding roster move...Can't take very much of Heisey...

 

[Jaxbuck]

These guys hit like old people fuck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wilkie mays hays standing there admiring his warning track power.

 

[buckeyescott11]

If only I could watch the game, but no, I'm stuck with the fucking Cavaliers.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If only I could watch the game, but no, I'm stuck with the fucking Cavaliers.

Picture chris ianetta jail sexing a dead corpse in a reds uniform.

You aren't missing much beyond the novelty of how they take it in the ass tonight.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds hitters appetite for sliders in the dirt is impressive.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Two straight walks.

Phillips will hit into a DP inside the first two pitches.

Watch.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Or not

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

They'll fuck it up. It's who they are. It's what they do.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They'll fuck it up. It's who they are. It's what they do.

It has begun.

HR and a single so far.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They decided to wait till later I guess.

Only 4-1

 

[Jaxbuck]

Heisey deflects the throw to 2b with his face.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Heisey deflects the throw to 2b with his face.

Scrappy vet. Consummate professional.