Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Dryden]

More outfield derp by the fish.

 

[jlb1705]

Manos de Derp.

 

[Dryden]

I've lived down here for seven years now... I've never met a person who actually eats there.

I "won" free pizza at half the games I went to last season and never redeemed it once.

I get LaRosas once a year -- on the patio under the Vortex at Kings Island. Annual tradition since elementary school.

 

[buckeyescott11]

Need more than 2 this inning.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[buckeyescott11]

Oh my lord, I am crying right now.

 

[jlb1705]

Heisey and Izturis have restored order to the universe with their miserable, puny efforts.

 

[buckeyescott11]

Granted it's standard def, but that looked like Grand Slam to me.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[buckeyescott11]

Nevermind, replay clarified it.

 

[Dryden]

Frazier misses the grand slam by an inch. Settles for 3R double.

 

[Dryden]

Derp gonna derp. Put a tent over Stanton and call it a circus.

 

[Dryden]

He just ran a 100m sprint to track a ball hit 20' to his left.

 

[jlb1705]

It's probably 2-1 Marlins if anyone in their outfield knew how baseball gloves work.

 

[jlb1705]

Stubbs 2012 OPS: .610

Choo 2013 SLG: .632 (thru today's ABs)