Reds Tidbits (2013 Season)

[Fungo Squiggly]

At the risk of jinxing him, Zach Cozart hasn't looked completely retarded at the plate lately.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Votto, Phillips and Dusty have some work to do if they are going to teach Hamilton to be a windshield cleaner.

 

[Dryden]

ESPN :E60 on Teddy Kremer airs Tuesday at 7:00.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

8 LOB so far for Ryan Suckdick. Pathetic.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Drew Heisey is the least clutch goatfucker of this hapless band of unclutch ninnies.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Playoff pressure already starting to induce severe menstrul cramping and vaginal irritation for these sackless taint lickers.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Trying to figure out how they can fuck this up in a new way is even more interesting to think about than the Breaking Bad finale.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Phillips is near worthless.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The Mets haven't run a pitcher with an ERA under 4 out here all night.

Not one.

.....and here comes Deaddick to finish this abortion of a night off.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Here comes the IBB then the GIDP.

Okay, why is my phone auto correcting "GIDP" to "GIDPHILLIPS "?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Everyone knows this is a DP right?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Everyone knows this is a DP right?

Watching these pathetic cunts always feels like a DP.

JFC, Ludwick. You fucking suck.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Walk Bruce to get to Ted. Good strategy by Mets.

 

[Bucknut24]

what a fuckstick ludwick is

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Come on, wild pitch!