Reds Tidbits (2012 Season)

[EDDIE GGGG27]

Jay Bruce is the most fucking inconsistent player I've ever fucking seen.

 

[schwab]

There were good ones?

I imagine another very terrible Adam Sandler movie, is what I meant to say.

A couple years ago someone linked me to famous people bdays webshit, anyhow I got Otis Redding and Adam Sandler. I feel like if I ever sit at the dock of a bay sometime, karma is gonna confuse me with Pastornicky and kick my ass into said bay. I hope not though.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bruce up with bases loaded.

Hitting .158 with RISP this year.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bruce rolls into a FC, run scores.

Lucky as shit that wasn't a double play.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ludwick up with 2 outs



wonder what happens here?

 

[Jaxbuck]

on 2 fucking pitches


goddamn he's worthless

 

[schwab]

More than 1 would have been ideal there... Howeva...

I'll take a run in a 1-0 game, my goodness Mylanta

 

[Jaxbuck]

Arroyo leaves after 6 2/3 with a runner on 2nd, 2 outs and Chipper in to PH.

Hanson's gone so its a battle of the pens.

Most importantly Drew F Stubbs is in to play CF and probably make at least 1 feeble ass out. Fucking 'mo.

 

[jlb1705]

walked the old cripple on 5 pitches

 

[Jaxbuck]

Arredondo promptly walk the one legged Chipper Jones who promptly leaves for a pinch runner.

JFC, why not leave Arroyo in and just intentionally walk him? Fucking Bourne hit his years supply of HR's yesterday.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If they throw Bourne an inside fastball I'd chop off Arredondo's arm.

Its the ONLY fucking thing Bourne can hit.

 

[schwab]

The Reds employ one hell of a 2nd base.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Frazier, Hanigan, Stubbs in bottom 7.

Oh goodie.

 

[Bestbuck36]

That was sick effort by Brandon. Probably shouldn't have missed it the first time but jeebus that was sick getting the out at 2nd.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Durbin comes in sporting an ERA just south of 7.

I say he's back in the dugout on less than 8 pitches.