Reds Tidbits (2011 Season)

[jlb1705]

I'm hoping they don't put Rolen in cold at this point. Shift Cairo to 3rd, Hernandez to 1st and put Hanigan behind the dish.

 

[Bucknut24]

Masset in, hope he can hold onto this lead

 

[jlb1705]

Duck & cover!

Rolen is in at 3rd, BTW. Guess it doesn't matter who's out there if the ball is soaring over their heads.

 

[jlb1705]

He strikes out the first guy...

 

[Bucknut24]

he got a K, by gawd he got a K!!!!



too much excitement? yea, HR comin up

 

[jlb1705]

Strikes out the second, then a walk.

 

[jlb1705]

Groundout to SS ends it. Nice bounceback by Masset. 7 walks today by Reds pitchers though - not good.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fucking Volquez gives up back to back homers to start the game again (4 pitches).

Unfuckingreal.

 

[Jaxbuck]

HR
HR
4 pitch walk

How in the fuck can you allow this shit to happen?

 

[Jaxbuck]

HR
HR
4 pitch walk
Double off the CF wall

2-0 Pirates, runners on 2nd and 3rd 0 outs

 

[Jaxbuck]

HR
HR (2-0)
BB
Double (inches from HR off CF wall)
K
BB
BB (3-0)
Sac Fly (4-0) (punch and Judy hitting SS 8th place hitter misses a grand slam by 3-4 ft to dead CF)
K (pitcher)

4 Runs
32 pitches

What a complete fucking joke

 

[bucknutz]

Volquez ERA = 29.25 in the first inning this season ERA for the rest of the game this season = 1.29.

wow!

 

[Jaxbuck]

annnnd now they are going to make Jeff fucking Karstens look better than they made Charlie fucking Morton.

Wow.

 

[Bucknut24]

i think we should just start the bullpen in the first inning and bring Volquez in the 2nd innning, this i ridiculous, EVERY start

 

[jlb1705]

They're still shitty.