Reds Tidbits (2011 Season)

[jlb1705]

I've read that Pujols is already on his way back from the broken wrist he suffered just two weeks ago. Imagine that.

Also, there's no way by now that Volquez doesn't own the all-time records for first inning home runs allowed in a season, back-to-back home runs allowed in a season and back-to-back first inning home runs allowed in a season, right?

 

[Bestbuck36]

Even Garcia gets a hit off of him.

Get the fuck outta here Volquez!!!

 

[Bestbuck36]

Time to send Stubbs somewhere to work on his OBP also. Cant even make freakin contact most of the damn time. Keep batting him leadoff Dusty. Moron!

 

[Bucknut24]

imagine that, 2 outs RISP and nothing, believe the avg is down to around .211


sorry, i sold them short, it's .213 which is good enough for 23rd

 

[Bucknut24]

good job janish

im at the stage where I hope they just get swept by STL and MIL, then mgmt might make a fucking change

 

[brodybuck21]

good job janish

im at the stage where I hope they just get swept by STL and MIL, then mgmt might make a [censored]ing change

^^^^^^this^^^^^^

 

[Bucknut24]

Heisey CF
Renteria SS
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Rolen 3B
Lewis LF
Hanigan C
Arroyo P

guess they've given up...that .231 OBP is really impressive to Dustball

 

[Jaxbuck]

Heisey CF
Renteria SS
Votto 1B
Phillips 2B
Bruce RF
Rolen 3B
Lewis LF
Hanigan C
Arroyo P

guess they've given up...that .231 OBP is really impressive to Dustball

CF leads off
SS hits 2nd

whats the problem here?

 

[Bucknut24]

reds already have 5 runs

 

[generaladm]

CF leads off
SS hits 2nd

whats the problem here?

It's so crazy it had to work.

First out in the top of the 1st is Rolen. 5-0 Redlegs. Heisey-lead off HR; BP-2 RBI triple; Bruce-2RBI HR.

 

[Bucknut24]

so far the past two times I can remember dusty putting out such a bad lineup they have score like 8 runs

 

[Jaxbuck]

so far the past two times I can remember dusty putting out such a bad lineup they have score like 8 runs

The best part is that I guarantee you that stupid bastard is sitting in the dugout making gurgling noises, chewing his toothpick and thinking that his lineup was what did it.

Now we'll get 3 weeks of Renteria at SS and batting 2nd because they think they've fixed what was wrong.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Jesus, they're shitty.

 

[Bucknut24]

of course

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Folks in left field stands, hope you brought your glove. Albert's going to put one out there.

Or Holliday. Whatever. I'm going to gather the garbage and get it out to the curb. If I take my time, maybe this sorry fucking game will be over when I get done.