Much like an impending colonoscopy the Reds will play baseball again in 2010.
You dread it all year, you know it isn't going to be pleasant but you know it has to be done so you sign up for it wanting nothing more than to limp out of there with some semblance of dignity and a promise that you at least aren't going to die for another year. When its all said and done some wealthy guy is wealthier, you get something shoved up your ass and the opportunity to do it all over again the next year.
Without further ado then, someone pass me a gallon of colon cleanser and lets get ready to kill some time until the Buckeyes open fall camp.....
The Dodgers reportedly are after Harang and the Mets are reportedly interested in Arroyo. :arm motion for jerking off emoticon:
I don't think anything will come of either rumor because, well its the Reds. Also, both have ridiculous contracts that would essentially guarantee we'd get nothing but salary relief in return and we know that isn't going to be spent in any way, shape or form that would help put a winning team on the field. In addition, who in the fuck pitches for the Reds if they are gone? Pile O'Cash and the other minor league suspects we'd get in return can't do it.
The only thing I'd say is make sure any potential salary dump/trade of these two results in Willy fucking Tavaras joining them in their new local. I know at this point that's not really a big deal but I always ask the doctor to not use the real heavy gauge pipe just for my own personal dignity.
You dread it all year, you know it isn't going to be pleasant but you know it has to be done so you sign up for it wanting nothing more than to limp out of there with some semblance of dignity and a promise that you at least aren't going to die for another year. When its all said and done some wealthy guy is wealthier, you get something shoved up your ass and the opportunity to do it all over again the next year.
Without further ado then, someone pass me a gallon of colon cleanser and lets get ready to kill some time until the Buckeyes open fall camp.....
The Dodgers reportedly are after Harang and the Mets are reportedly interested in Arroyo. :arm motion for jerking off emoticon:
I don't think anything will come of either rumor because, well its the Reds. Also, both have ridiculous contracts that would essentially guarantee we'd get nothing but salary relief in return and we know that isn't going to be spent in any way, shape or form that would help put a winning team on the field. In addition, who in the fuck pitches for the Reds if they are gone? Pile O'Cash and the other minor league suspects we'd get in return can't do it.
The only thing I'd say is make sure any potential salary dump/trade of these two results in Willy fucking Tavaras joining them in their new local. I know at this point that's not really a big deal but I always ask the doctor to not use the real heavy gauge pipe just for my own personal dignity.