COMMENTARY
Umpire’s quick toss throws Reds for hard loss
Thursday, August 24, 2006
BOB HUNTER
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CINCINNATI — Kill the umpire?
Well, no.
This world has enough violence without issuing a death sentence to an overly sensitive umpire. Justice could be just as easily served by tying him to a barge and shipping him down the Ohio River.
Crazy as it sounds, the Cincinnati Reds might have lost a critical game to the Houston Astros yesterday because of two sentences they uttered to home plate umpire Wally Bell.
"I didn’t think it was up" and "That was right down the middle" sound like something you might hear during a softball game at a church picnic, but the words were anything but harmless. They dropped the Reds like a shotgun blast at close range, leading to a 7-3 loss.
Given the Reds’ position in two races — one game behind first-place St. Louis in the National League Central and two games ahead of San Diego for the wild card — that could have been the team’s season that Bell murdered when he threw relief pitcher Todd Coffey out in the seventh inning with the bases loaded and a 3-and-1 count on Morgan Ensberg.
Ryan Franklin entered and lost Ensberg on two pitches to force in the tying run, and then Rheal Cormier relieved Franklin and gave up a single to Aubrey Huff that scored two more runs. Although you can’t blame the umpire for Cormier’s failure, Bell set the disaster in motion by getting ticked at Reds catcher David Ross for asking him where a 1-and-1 pitch to Ensberg was.
Bell took off his mask, circled around in front of Ross and reportedly game him a verbal tongue-lashing that didn’t end until manager Jerry Narron came out of the dugout.
"I just said, ‘Where’s that pitch?’ and he said, ‘Up,’ " Ross said. "I said, ‘I didn’t think it was up’ and he decided to take off his mask and come around in front of me. I didn’t say anything. … I didn’t cuss at him, I didn’t raise my voice. I just guess he wasn’t in the mood for that. I lost a lot of respect for that guy today."
After Coffey threw what he thought was a strike on the next pitch, Bell ejected him.
"I think I said, ‘That was right down the middle,’ " Coffey said, "but I said more than I should have said."
Agreed. Coffey should have kept his mouth shut. He shouldn’t have made an up-anddown gesture with his hand to show what middle he was talking about to an umpire who had just acted like a guy working through a vicious hangover.
But seriously, throw the pitcher out of the game with a 3-and-1 count and bases loaded in a game that could ultimately decide a pennant race? Bush.
"It was huge against us," Narron said. "We’d love to have had Franklin after Cormier in there, instead of the other way around."
Narron didn’t have much more to say about the situation, which seems funny in a city where Lou Piniella once kicked dirt on umpires, threw bases into the outfield and generally reacted to perceived injustices like a man trying out for a remake of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
But then, that was before Bud Selig, Bob Watson and the courtesy police cleaned up baseball. The commissioner and his sheriff — Watson’s official title is vice president of on-field operations — have suspended, fined and all but banished the poor schlubs who don’t have sense enough to realize that corporate sponsors don’t like to see any displays of hostility within their product. For some reason, this rarely applies to umpires.
"All (Coffey) said was, ‘That pitch was right down the middle,’ " Ross said. "Whether it was or it wasn’t, that’s not my job to say. But I don’t know if that’s grounds for tossing somebody."
And it certainly isn’t grounds for costing a team a playoff appearance.
If the folks were really serious about cleaning up baseball, umpires would face the same scrutiny as the players they adjudicate.
The barge would be waiting.
Bob Hunter is a sports colum nist for The Dispatch
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