Redneck Bar - Quick Joke

[LoKyBuckeye]

I'm bored as hell at work so here's a quick joke.....

Redneck Bar

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the
hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

"No, I'm from Canada."

"What do you do in Canada?"

"I'm a taxidermist."

"A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Rimshot, please. Bada boom...

 

[gbearbuck]

have not heard that one...

 

[MyDixieWrecked]

How do you circumcise a redneck?

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Kick his sister on the chin.

 

[djtidebuck]

Since it is retro Thursday, this one is funny.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Funny stuff.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Since it is retro Thursday, this one is funny.

you're really reaching, Ralph.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Re: "I'm a taxidermist."

Some of his work includes the "flying jackalope".

 

[BUCKYLE]

you're really reaching, Ralph.

"The purple berries taste like burning"

 

[djtidebuck]

you're really reaching, Ralph.

Not not at all, funny.

 

[jwinslow]

Not not at all, funny.

Glad you find it funny.

I am very limited.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

"I am very limited"

 

[djtidebuck]

Glad you find it funny.

Thanks for allowing Scout to use your artwork. May I use it?:)

 

[djtidebuck]

"I am very limited"

Where did you get the cartoon character? He is funny.

 

[jwinslow]

Thanks for allowing Scout to use your artwork. May I use it?:)

Are you offering me something in return?