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Redneck Bar - Quick Joke

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
I'm bored as hell at work so here's a quick joke..... :lol:

Redneck Bar

A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. All the
hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful
Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

"No, I'm from Canada."

"What do you do in Canada?"

"I'm a taxidermist."

"A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us!"

:biggrin:
 
djtidebuck;798226; said:
Since it is retro Thursday, this one is funny.

you're really reaching, Ralph.

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