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record fatty undergoes gastric bypass in the UK

FCollinsBuckeye;761491; said:
Imagine the logistics.

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I'm "imagining" something along these lines...

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She was on the channel 10 news tonight. She was every bit as big as you would imagine. I wish I could feel sorry for people like that, I just can't. There has to be a point were you say to yourself... I need some fucking help.
 
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I don't believe how you guys can be so insensitive.

Renee, more power to you. Gastric bypass surgery (GBS), despite obvious complications, has improved the lives of thousands. Whye, even that nice Charlie Weis boy even had the surgery, slimmed down to a svelte 400lbs and developed one of the most impenetrable defenses the country has ever seen at Notre Dame.

It is unfortunate that the impenetrable defense is his personality, but even detractors must admit that he is shedding a new light on ways to put that old maxim to work, "the best defense is a good offense" and that should give you some assurance. You may even also land a job at a place where there's a Catholic priest on every street corner to perform last rites, just like Charlie. After all, they always take the good ones first!

So, Renee, good luck from your many well wishers in BP land and, remember, there's always the malpractice suit to bring cheer into your life is all else fails.
 
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