record fatty undergoes gastric bypass in the UK

[iambrutus]

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64 stone is an English weight = 896lbs

Renee Williams, who weighs 64 stone, has become the largest female patient known to have undergone gastric bypass surgery.

The procedure took place yesterday in Houston, Texas and lasted for five hours. The 29-year-old said she knew that without the surgery she was going to die.

"It was a hundred percent guaranteed I was gonna die," said Williams from her hospital bed.
Williams has been bedridden because of her weight for the past year. Unable to care for her two children, the Texan mother decided to take a chance and have the operation.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

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64 stone is metric = 896lbs

Truth be told, it's 100% certain she'll die with the surgery, too.

 

[iambrutus]

Truth be told, it's 100% certain she'll die with the surgery, too.

yeah, well there you go with the logic and all

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

yeah, well there you go with the logic and all

They shoulda used her in that Boston Legal episode where Shatner ships human body fat to Norway for conversion into fuel.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Damn, those are some heavy stones.

 

[gost8]

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64 stone is metric = 896lbs

Makes you just wanna stick your face in her belly and shake it back and forth.

 

[Jagdaddy]

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64 stone is metric = 896lbs

Sorry to be a prick but it's not metric. It's just an English unit of weight equal to 14 pounds.

 

[gost8]

Sorry to be a prick but it's not metric. It's just an English unit of weight equal to 14 pounds.

prick

 

[iambrutus]

Sorry to be a prick but it's not metric. It's just an English unit of weight equal to 14 pounds.

there, i made the change - prick

 

[Flocka]

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64 stone is an English weight = 896lbs

Thanks for the translation?

 

[The Man]

Makes you just wanna stick your face in her belly and shake it back and forth.

actually that is about the absolute last thing I would want to do. Thinking about doing that is enough to make me sick.

 

[BB73]

I can't believe this thread made it to double-digit posts without a reference to a certain ND coach whose trial just had a mistrial declared.

 

[Saw31]

I can't believe this thread made it to double-digit posts without a reference to a certain ND coach whose trial just had a mistrial declared.

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the fact that this chick has actually gotten laid, at least twice...

 

[scooter1369]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the fact that this chick has actually gotten laid, at least twice...

You just reminded me. Has anyone seen SIMV lately?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I can't believe that no one has mentioned the fact that this chick has actually gotten laid, at least twice...

Imagine the logistics.

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