Quiznos toasty torpedo

[MaxBuck]

You fail to grasp the concept of sexual innuendo.

Oh, I grasp it, all right. When it is present. But those who find such innuendo in a sandwich ad are likely IMO to find the "DaVinci Code" to be a favorite literary effort.

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[OHSportsFan]

"Put it in me, Scott"

 

[FrancisSoyer]

"Put it in me, Scott"

MaxBuck, did you happen to hear this line? That oven is gay. And by gay I don't mean "merry".

//not that there's anything....ah forget it

 

[MaxBuck]

That oven is gay.

The day I encounter an appliance that has a sexual orientation is the day I need to be placed into a straightjacket.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The day I encounter an appliance that has a sexual orientation is the day I need to be placed into a straightjacket.

I know my shop vac isn't gay. It totally wasn't into it when it was sucking me off.

 

[MaxBuck]

I know my shop vac isn't gay. It totally wasn't into it when it was sucking me off.

Remind me not to buy my next shop vac on craigslist.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Remind me not to buy my next shop vac on craigslist.

Don't buy your next shop vac on craigslist.

 

[BayBuck]

The day I encounter an appliance that has a sexual orientation is the day I need to be placed into a straightjacket.

The day you encounter an appliance that talks will probably be the day you encounter an appliance that has a sexual orientation. And if that appliance is an oven with a man's voice that says "Put it in me, Max," you will have encountered a gay oven.

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[MaxBuck]

The day you encounter an appliance that talks ...

Those days are way in my past, Bay ...

 

[scott91575]

Oh, I grasp it, all right. When it is present. But those who find such innuendo in a sandwich ad are likely IMO to find the "DaVinci Code" to be a favorite literary effort.

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You really don't think there was innuendo when the oven tells the guy to "say it sexy" after telling him to "put it in me"? Maybe if the "say it sexy" part was eliminated, but with the two is pretty clear cut. Doesn't help when after he says "that burned" he looks down to his crotch.

 

[BuckeyedPride]

These subs suck. I love Quiznos, and think all their other subs are great, but the torpedoes have no meat and you pretty much just taste bread.

 

[souL]

These subs suck. I love Quiznos, and think all their other subs are great, but the torpedoes have no meat and you pretty much just taste bread.

You should know better when Quizno's offers you a footlong sandwich for 4$. Their 6-inch normal sandwiches usually out price them.