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    • Holy homoerotic innuendo, Batman!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ]YouTube - Quizno's | "Toasty Torpedo"[/ame]
     
    A buddy of mine works at Quiznos, I went over to the store to see if he was working, I saw the phallic-like torpedo picture on the front door with a hand clutching it. The first thing I thought of was, "I'm really going to rag him about the cock sub on the front door" but he wasn't working. After seeing the commercial, it's even more weird. I'd like to try it, but the advertising for it is fuckin weird.
     
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    jmorbitz;1438454; said:
    A buddy of mine works at Quiznos, I went over to the store to see if he was working, I saw the phallic-like torpedo picture on the front door with a hand clutching it. The first thing I thought of was, "I'm really going to rag him about the cock sub on the front door" but he wasn't working. After seeing the commercial, it's even more weird. I'd like to try it, but the advertising for it is fuckin weird.
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    Yeah, the sandwich probably tastes good, but the oven trying to seduce the guy with the foot long "torpedo" is a bit over the top.
     
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    Anyone notice that they play a cleaner version during primetime, and the one in the first post late at night?

    Here it is. Not as much blatant homo eroticism.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJahTwmgQi4"]YouTube - Shammy30[/ame]
     
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    Yeah, I hadn't seen this commercial before the one Jake posted. Today I saw the one above that has no where near the eroticism. Interesting marketing scheme.

    And Woof, I would like to see a woman eat one. I thought about that today.
     
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    Yep, they're awkward.. I haven't been to Quizno's since those ads started. Doesn't mean the ads are driving me away, but they're not making me crave Quizno's. That's for sure.

    If someone asked me what I thought of when they said Quizno's, the answer would be gay.
     
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    3074326;1467986; said:
    Yep, they're awkward.. I haven't been to Quizno's since those ads started. Doesn't mean the ads are driving me away, but they're not making me crave Quizno's. That's for sure.

    If someone asked me what I thought of when they said Quizno's, the answer would be gay.
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    They're driving me away...just like those goddamn five dollar footlong commercials. I refuse to give a place whose commercials annoy the piss out of me my money.
     
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    I haven't eaten one of these sandwiches, so I can't say that the ad campaign has been effective for me. But I also have to say that I fail to see any real evidence of "homoeroticism" in a commercial that features toasted bread, veggies and lunchmeat. It's just a sandwich, it's not a dildo.
     
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    MaxBuck;1468092; said:
    I haven't eaten one of these sandwiches, so I can't say that the ad campaign has been effective for me. But I also have to say that I fail to see any real evidence of "homoeroticism" in a commercial that features toasted bread, veggies and lunchmeat. It's just a sandwich, it's not a dildo.
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    :shake: You fail to grasp the concept of sexual innuendo.
     
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