QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

[muffler dragon]

No talent, ass-clown.
It's fine that he attended a fine institution like Ohio State, and it's even wonderful that he played for the football team.
However, that doesn't absolve him of the fact that he's shit as a commentator for CFB games.

 

[ochre]

OSU's low point was when a tie against TSUN was trumpeted as if it were a victory and TSUN shirts were as common as Buckeye shirts in Columbus. How charming that the QB of that game feels qualified to speak about embarrassment.

I came back from overseas and thought aliens had taken over.

or another game he should probably be familiar with:

ESPN Stats & InfoVerified account‏@ESPNStatsInfo
Ohio State hasn't lost to a team outside the current Power Five Conferences since the 1990 Liberty Bowl vs Air Force.
https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/505784722434588673

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I came back from overseas and thought aliens had taken over.

 

[NFBuck]

or another game he should probably be familiar with:

ESPN Stats & InfoVerified account‏@ESPNStatsInfo
Ohio State hasn't lost to a team outside the current Power Five Conferences since the 1990 Liberty Bowl vs Air Force.
https://twitter.com/espnstatsinfo/status/505784722434588673

Piss on them for reminding me of that shit burger.

 

[OH10]

I heard that emphasis on "embarrassing" and I was glad he said it. Because, for even the briefest of moments, I was starting to like Herbie again. And that just didn't feel right.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[colobuck79]

Driving home from work last night, caught a little excerpt from Cowherd featuring Herpstriet. You could tell he was stroking himself talking about Mariota and Oregon's tempo. Said Mariota "smelled blood in the water better than any QB he's ever seen"

I'm just wondering how Mariota will react when he realizes it's HIS blood he's smelling.

I nominate this as Post of the Century.

 

[buckeyeintn]

All I know is, it's impossible to look better in a uniform, than cardale Jones did steamrolling a 300lb nose guard.

Driving home from work last night, caught a little excerpt from Cowherd featuring Herpstriet. You could tell he was stroking himself talking about Mariota and Oregon's tempo. Said Mariota "smelled blood in the water better than any QB he's ever seen"

I'm just wondering how Mariota will react when he realizes it's HIS blood he's smelling.

Unfortunately for Mariota (and Herpie), Mariota may have smelled blood in the water after the opening drive but he didn't have the moxie to follow through.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

I think it was SVP who said the people of Columbus can be proud or something like that. Herbie said "we are" as they went to break.

I enjoyed him during the post game bringing up the two NC game losses under JT as a "low point" for the program and "embarrassing. Yes, they were EMBARRASSED against LSU"

The low point was definitely this:

Of course, Frosty got an up close and personal view of his buddy doing the Heisman pose after a 93-yard punt return for a touchdown, because Frosty was the Buckeyes' starting quarterback that day. The final result: Michigan 31, Ohio State 3. Doesn't get much lower than that.

Once a fake Buckeye, always a fake Buckeye.

 

[NFBuck]

Never forget. Desmond fucking Howard sings that disgusting fight song atop the Shoe, and this jizz mop poses with their band and a walmart wolverine hat on. Piss on this turd forever.


Like I said earlier, you lost your Buckeye privileges, Kurt. And they won't even be considered for reinstatement until you at least apologize to Michael Brewster and Chris Fields.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

One thing is for certain, and I can say this now that the season is over. It's one thing to be impartial, and to be an analyst and to break a game down, and call it. But let me tell you something man. When that confetti came down, that was a really special night for me, to be able to call that game. I was being as fair I could be, as a human being can be. But, as a Buckeye, that was a special night for me. My wife, my kids were there. That was a special night for me.

 

[NFBuck]

One thing is for certain, and I can say this now that the season is over. It's one thing to be impartial, and to be an analyst and to break a game down, and call it. But let me tell you something man. When that confetti came down, that was a really special night for me, to be able to call that game. I was being as fair I could be, as a human being can be. But, as a Buckeye, that was a special night for me. My wife, my kids were there. That was a special night for me.

EABOD.

 

[buckeyesin07]

He's as much a Buckeye these days as he is a Columbus resident. That's he evidently considers himself both speaks volumes about his complete lack of self-awareness.

 

[JCOSU86]

One thing is for certain, and I can say this now that the season is over. It's one thing to be impartial, and to be an analyst and to break a game down, and call it. But let me tell you something man. When that confetti came down, that was a really special night for me, to be able to call that game. I was being as fair I could be, as a human being can be. But, as a Buckeye, that was a special night for me. My wife, my kids were there. That was a special night for me.

Take a fucking hike, Fake Buckeye.

 

[Tanner]

I like Herbstreit and think he does a good job and wish he was still doing games with Musburger. I know that's not a popular opinion around these parts so I Just hope I don't get 2 behind my ear tonight as I walk to my car.