QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

[Steve19]

Kirk's now trying to cut the story of the boy who couldn't wait to get away and be a huge success. There's nothing wrong with that, except it's not true. If he was so anxious, then why stay in Columbus for so many years? Why do local radio? Tennessee?

No, he's now trying to fabricate a new back story ti cover that he left town because he had a mission, when he really left because folks didn't really want to hear his nonsense about Ohio State anymore. Now, that the SEC is exposed, it's the hills of California? Sorry, I forgive but I do not forget.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I have visited more than 50 countries and every US state. I've seen a lot of the world.

There is only one Ohio, only one place to smell the Southern Ohio air at harvest time. The crisp air of a February morning or to hear the artificial silence when heavy wet snow falls. God willing, I will bury my bones in Africa, but I will never forget the love that I have for the state of Ohio or the gratitude for what The Ohio State University did to change my life.

Edited. bit too personal

Not to be too pedantic, Steve, but somebody else will actually bury your bones.

 

[DiamondBuck]

When I visit a beautiful place I don't tell those around me that the place where I grew up sucks by comparison.

I wonder if the San Gabriel Mountains are visible from here:

 

[MaxBuck]

When I visit a beautiful place I don't tell those around me that the place where I grew up sucks by comparison.

I wonder if the San Gabriel Mountains are visible from here:

I personally would love to live in California. But not if I had to drive to work.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Majestic.

 

[JCOSU86]

So? I snorkeled with Gandhi and played croquet with Margaret Thatcher.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I lost an entire paycheck playing Hold 'Em with Fidel Castro, but his respect for my beard forced him to return my money plus $2k.

 

[JCOSU86]

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't remember if it was Michael Jordan or Oprah but one of them told me "no one likes a name dropper."

 

[Saw31]

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again. That's for sure.

 

[Bucklion]

Jenna jameson said I was too good in bed. No, really

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I lost an entire paycheck playing Hold 'Em with Fidel Castro, but his respect for my beard forced him to return my money plus $2k.

And you left the room with him still sucking oxygen?

 

[buckeyebri]

Sting said once I was done jamming with U2, I could work with him on some new tracks...

 

[Onebuckfan]

Herbstreit wants to be like Michael Strahan...fashions himself more than an a ex- jock but a performer(cough cough).

 

[gmen6981]

So? I played croquet with Margaret Thatcher.

Sticky wicket?