QB Kirk ‘Nightmare On’ Herbstreit (Frosted Quips, Afraid of THE Lunatic Fringe)

[jlb1705]

They showed him sitting court side last night in East Lansing. I swear he was wearing all leather.

He looked like he was trying to dress like a 20 year old wanna-be-black rapper. He also looked so disinterested it was pretty comical. Probably cheering on the Rose Bowl Winners and gonna jump on that bandwagon while they'll take him.

 

[OH10]

He looked like the entitled, pandering douche that he is.

 

[Mike80]

He looked like he was trying to dress like a 20 year old wanna-be-black rapper. He also looked so disinterested it was pretty comical. Probably cheering on the Rose Bowl Winners and gonna jump on that bandwagon while they'll take him.

Kirk Herbstreit ‏@KirkHerbstreit 9h
“@Lebs52: herbie you've gotta wear some Scarlet next time you sit court side. #bucks” Last second decision to go! Great scene. Awesome game

Last second my ass.

 

[buckeyesin07]

Why would Kirk wear scarlet?

 

[Magua]

Last second my ass.

I've seen more "excitement" from someone watching paint dry than from Herbie last night. As for attire - you'd think a graduate of Ohio State would always have some scarlet and gray handy - or go spend some of your millions on a fucking t-shirt. Side note: was it "last second" to up and fly to EAST LANSING for the game??? Really?

 

[Mike80]

I've seen more "excitement" from someone watching paint dry than from Herbie last night. As for attire - you'd think a graduate of Ohio State would always have some scarlet and gray handy - or go spend some of your millions on a fucking t-shirt. Side note: was it "last second" to up and fly to EAST LANSING for the game??? Really?

Exactly - the excuse of it being last minute doesn't fly. Especially when coupled with these two tweets:

Kirk Herbstreit ‏@KirkHerbstreit 17h
Headed to watch my boy Thad Matta and his boys at MSU. Gonna be a battle at the Breslin Center. Can't wait!! #roadfocus

3:09 PM - 7 Jan 14 · Details

Kirk Herbstreit ‏@KirkHerbstreit 18h
“@sportsfanatic39: @KirkHerbstreit you got Buckeyes bball winning tonight?” Trying to get there!! Make no mistake. Buckeyes hoops Homer!!!!!

2:06 PM - 7 Jan 14 · Details

Kirk is talking out of both sides of his mouth again.

 

[Magua]

I'm starting to think Kirk should quit Twitter, even before Mark May.

 

[Mike80]

I'm starting to think Kirk should quit Twitter, even before Mark May.

Probably. He can't get out of his own way most of the time.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Why would Kirk wear scarlet?

'Cause he cheated on his alma mater.

the A should look more like:

 

[kujirakira]

Wait, he didn't go to an SEC school, so... #doesnotcompute

Fits right in with 99% of the SEC fanbase.
Though if I'm being honest, the fact that he went to an accredited University at all sets him apart from most SEC folk.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Exactly - the excuse of it being last minute doesn't fly.

Even if it was "last minute", exactly how long does it take to pull out an Ohio State polo/sweater/T-shirt from the drawer/closet?

 

[Mike80]

Even if it was "last minute", exactly how long does it take to pull out an Ohio State polo/sweater/T-shirt from the drawer/closet?

Last minute would indicate that he was already in East Lansing and not in Trashville. I don't buy that excuse for a second.

 

[jwinslow]

A man would laugh at the silly fans questioning how he supported his team in person.

An insecure shape shifter would make up a lie.

 

[Steve19]

Even if it was "last minute", exactly how long does it take to pull out an Ohio State polo/sweater/T-shirt from the drawer/closet?

Can take quite a while, if you don't have one.

 

[Steve19]

Joe Girard move over, has Ohio State produced the greatest salesman of all time?