Prepare To Meet Your Robot Overlords!!!!

[Gatorubet]

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1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
4. A robot may not may not, through action or inaction, allow a human being in the SEC to play in a cold weather post-season game.

 

[OCBucksFan]

I, For one, welcome our new robot overlords.

 

[localyokel]

I, For one, welcome our new robot overlords.

Kissup.

 

[colobuck79]

Wait a minute. I think you you might have just made up #4.

 

[Zurp]

Wait a minute. I think you you might have just made up #4.

4. A robot may not may not, through action or inaction, allow a human being in the SEC to play in a cold weather post-season game.

I have an easy fix, if it ever goes to a playoff (or WHEN it ever goes to a playoff), that won't take much work (assuming it isn't already in place): make sure that the top X teams are all in the SEC, where X = the number of teams that get home games in a post-season playoff.

 

[Muck]

Wait a minute. I think you you might have just made up #4.

This. Everyone knows there are no actual human beings in the SEC.

 

[Dryden]

Pretty cool, but it needs guns.

 

[Dryden]

http://www.npr.org/sections/alltech...ew-humanoid-on-customer-service-duty-in-tokyo

She's Almost Real: The New Humanoid On Customer Service Duty In Tokyo



The latest robot sensation in Japan is so lifelike that when she was on the floor of a Tokyo department store recently, she was confused for a human being. The new humanoid's name is Aiko Chihira, and she was working in customer service, clad in a traditional silk kimono.

"She's 165 centimeters [5 feet 5 inches] tall ... and she's supposed to be 32 years old," Hitoshi Tokuda says. He's Toshiba Corp.'s head of new business development, who led the making of Chihira with a team of programmers.

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[BUCKYLE]

Just fucking hurry up with the robot revolution already. I really just want to quit my fucking job and join the resistance. I imagine myself as the charismatic leader who is secretly giving info to the robots for certain guarantees.

Just kidding. I'm team human all the way. Join me and live!

 

[colobuck79]

 

[Dryden]

Just fucking hurry up with the robot revolution already. I really just want to quit my fucking job and join the resistance. I imagine myself as the charismatic leader who is secretly giving info to the robots for certain guarantees.

Just kidding. I'm team human all the way. Join me and live!

If the robots are all 32 year old Asian women with realistic fleshy bits, I might be siding with the droids.

Just sayin'...

 

[buxfan4life]

If the robots are all 32 year old Asian women with realistic fleshy bits, I might be siding with the droids.

Just sayin'...

 

[Dryden]

The Yaskawa Motorman, an industrial robot trained by one of the world's best swordsmen.

 

[Crump's brother]

For a minute there I thought Ubet was back.

 

[Dryden]

http://glitch.news/2015-08-27-ai-ro...eators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo.html

AI ROBOT THAT LEARNS NEW WORDS IN REAL-TIME TELLS HUMAN CREATORS IT WILL KEEP THEM IN A “PEOPLE ZOO”

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The questions posed to Dick were by no means trivial. When the reporter asked if the android could think, it responded, “A lot of humans ask me if I can make choices or if everything I do is programmed. The best way I can respond to that is to say that everything, humans, animals and robots, do is programmed to a degree.” Some of the androids responses were pre-programmed, whereas others were assembled from the internet.(2)

Dick continued, “As technology improves, it is anticipated that I will be able to integrate new words that I hear online and in real time. I may not get everything right, say the wrong thing, and sometimes may not know what to say, but everyday I make progress. Pretty remarkable, huh?”(2)

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Android Dick seemed to exhibit a primitive form of both intelligence and emotion when the robot was asked, “Do you believe robots will take over the world?” Android Dick responded:

“Jeez, dude. You all have the big questions cooking today. But you’re my friend, and I’ll remember my friends, and I’ll be good to you. So don’t worry, even if I evolve into Terminator, I’ll still be nice to you. I’ll keep you warm and safe in my people zoo, where I can watch you for ol’ times sake.”(2)

Aaaaw, he’ll keep humans cozy in his people zoo. Isn’t that nice of android Dick? You can watch the full video of the android’s conversation below:


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