They've done the right thing in not going for Mourinho. Sure, he'd have won another league or two, and maybe even another European Cup, but as always after 2-3 years the wheels would fall off and off he would flounce, leaving (as he always does in his scorched earth way) an expensively assembled but ageing squad in need of an overhaul, no long-term structure in place and a trail of self-centred mayhem in his wake.
That said, Moyes? Wow. This is going to be brilliant. He's a safety first, long ball pragmatist, a slightly better version of Fat Sam Allardyce, he does defensive, preservation football, aimed at keeping Everton mired in mediocrity. He has never competed or realistically challenged for anything. And don't start with the "no money" excuse either; smaller clubs have won cups during Moyes's reign and he's ballsed it up when success has been in striking distance. When it comes to the crunch in cup matches, he has completely bottled it every time.
The press conferences are going to be interesting too, now that he can't whinge about having no money. Every time he sits down with the gentlemen of the press I expect an hour of silence.