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The KSB

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My in-laws are in town for the weekend and my wife made me promise to be nice. :sad: :sad: :sad: I loathe my father-in-law. To top it off, he's a big hugger and I'm definitely not. I don't ever see any good coming out of embracing another man, period! Dave has probably tried to hug me about a million times. The last time we almost wound up in a fist fight because I wouldn't hug him.
 
KentStateBuck said:
My in-laws are in town for the weekend and my wife made me promise to be nice. :sad: :sad: :sad: I loathe my father-in-law. To top it off, he's a big hugger and I'm definitely not. I don't ever see any good coming out of embracing another man, period! Dave has probably tried to hug me about a million times. The last time we almost wound up in a fist fight because I wouldn't hug him.
I have a friend who can make them disappear for a ham sandwich.
 
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go golfing... all weekend.

If you knew in advance tell her you have plans in Vegas that weekend with some college buddies (then call every college buddy you still keep in contact with and get something set up asap)...
 
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KSB - I feel for ya man! I recently had my wife's family (mother, father, sister, and 2 nephews) invade, no make that stage a siege, on my house for 5 fucking days. I spent much more time in my home office (which is now officially renamed the fortress of solitude) as well as longer hours at the health club working out. I also made use of the last of my Darvocet from when I threw my back out in the fall.
 
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i still haven't met my girlfriends family, which isn't going to be fun, although she has meet mine, but my family is cool and she felt very comfortable going home with me. Now i just have to meet her parents but from the stories i've heard from her its not going to be very fun.
 
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Well the weekend didn't turn out too bad. I'm pretty certain Dave didn't do too much damage except that I won't be going back to my favorite restraunt for a while. My wife and I took the in-laws there and Dave acted like a condisending prick the whole time. I almost positive they spit in his food, I sure would have. I'm only hoping that they didn't spit in mine out of spite for bringing him. Right before the meal he announces that he's going to pay for the meal. A decision that he repeats to everyone in the restraunt about 100 times. Every time the waitor came around to refresh the drinks he admonishes him for not filling his drink first, after all he is paying for it. He also decides to play "babytalk" with my 5 year old daughter in a voice loud enough to anoy the people on the other side of the restraunt. Then to top it off he gives the waiter a $5.00 tip. This is for 8 people. OMFG, if I go back there any time within the next year I fairly certain they're going to jerk off in my burrito. After that I must have pissed Dave off because he mostly stopped talking to me the rest of the weekend. I wish I knew what I did, that way I could do it again at the begining of his next visit.
 
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You just have to love in-laws. I have a running competition with a friend of whose in-laws are worse. He is winning right now, because he is loaning them money.

Let's hope yours live far away so you do not have to see them often. I see mine once a year and only for a few hours. 500 miles is a nice buffer.
 
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KSB... hindsight is perfect... but whenever I know someone 'paying the tab' is a shitty tipper... you can inconspicuously drop down a make up amt... you may have to accidently 'have to retrieve your sunglasses back at the table' so Dave doesn't see you just showed him up...
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
KSB... hindsight is perfect... but whenever I know someone 'paying the tab' is a shitty tipper... you can inconspicuously drop down a make up amt... you may have to accidently 'have to retrieve your sunglasses back at the table' so Dave doesn't see you just showed him up...

Its actually MY parents that are the bad tippers... my quote to them is, "I don't care who you stiff and where... just don't do it in a restaurant I have to come back to- You will tip more than 15% with me"

Anyway... My in laws are cool, for the most part... and the rare time when they become a problem, its a problem you can throw booze at. (If anyone caught the "Intervention turned party" on Arrested Development last night... that's exactly the kind of thing that would happen to my wife's family)
 
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