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Political Correctness is out of control

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In keeping with the new approach, teachers at the nurseries have reportedly also changed the ending of Humpty Dumpty so as not to upset the children and dropped the seven dwarfs from the title of Snow White.
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I wonder what they call "Fairy" Tales.

MolGenBuckeye said:
They were smart to choose a new word that isn't associated with any particular group.
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They might as well have just said "Baah, Baah...Brokeback sheep".
 
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I love it...they changed the ending to Humpty Dumpty. Outstanding. So I guess it goes something like this now:


"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.....next."

"Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffett, eating her tofu and soy....and she was hot....next."

"Old Mother Hubbard, went to her Cupboard, and then let her dog run free, because keeping pets in the house is cruel and sucks...next."

"Hickory Dickory Dock...mice should never be used in research, even to find a cure for cancer...next."

"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...with her partner, but because she was also a woman they couldn't get married, and that sucked."

The End.
 
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DEBuckeye said:
Rock-a-bye Baby- can't do that, it glorifies violence against children ("when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall").
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BREAK?? FALL??

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