Police/Legal Blotter (stop breaking the law, asshole!)

[y0yoyoin]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...-alabama-crimson-tide-freshmen-facing-charges

TUSCALOOSA, Ala. -- A former five-star recruit for the Alabama Crimson Tide was arrested for the second time in two days and was among four freshmen who face charges of second-degree robbery or fraudulent use of a credit card stemming from Monday arrests.
Eddie Williams, who was also a safety in high school but did not play a down at his listed position as a receiver for Alabama in 2012, was first arrested Sunday on a charge of carrying a pistol without a license.
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[ScriptOhio]

Florida linebacker arrested for allegedly punching a bouncer, ?I am Antonio!? becomes instant classic

Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison has some legal problems to deal with, but at least along the way he provided one of the funnier lines of the year.
Morrison got to the Kava Lounge and apparently did not want to pay a cover charge. Then, according to the Associated Press, like a misplaced signature line from a movie superhero, he identified himself.
"Do you know who I am? I am a UF football player. I am Antonio!" Morrison said, according to the AP.
"I am Antonio!" did not get Morrison out of the cover charge, though it should have. That's gold.

Entire article: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...ly-punching-bouncer-am-antonio-131111453.html

Wouldn't getting into a bar (i.e. without paying the usual cover charge) just because you are a football player at Florida be a NCAA violation?

:tongue2:

Florida LB Morrison charged with simple battery

Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison is accused of punching a bouncer and has been charged with simple battery. He was arrested at his dormitory.
Gainesville Police say witnesses identified Morrison as the man who argued with a bouncer outside Kava Lounge early Sunday regarding a cover charge and said: ''Do you know who I am? I am a UF football player. I am Antonio!''
When the bouncer told Morrison he would have to pay full price, witnesses say Morrison punched the bouncer in the head. Police say the bouncer and a witness identified Morrison from the school's website. Officers say Morrison told them he got into a ''scuffle,'' but added ''it wasn't that big of a deal.''

Entire article: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/florida-lb-morrison-charged-simple-164351998--ncaaf.html

 

[Jaxbuck]

I am Antonio Morrison, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[BuckTwenty]

I am Antonio Morrison, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

The bouncer had six fingers on one hand.

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

I am Antonio Morrison, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

I think this story is about the worst thing I've ever heard.

How marvelous.

 

[buxfan4life]

Florida linebacker arrested for allegedly punching a bouncer, ?I am Antonio!? becomes instant classic

Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison has some legal problems to deal with, but at least along the way he provided one of the funnier lines of the year.
Morrison got to the Kava Lounge and apparently did not want to pay a cover charge. Then, according to the Associated Press, like a misplaced signature line from a movie superhero, he identified himself.
"Do you know who I am? I am a UF football player. I am Antonio!" Morrison said, according to the AP.
"I am Antonio!" did not get Morrison out of the cover charge, though it should have. That's gold.

Entire article: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...ly-punching-bouncer-am-antonio-131111453.html

Wouldn't getting into a bar (i.e. without paying the usual cover charge) just because you are a football player at Florida be a NCAA violation?

:tongue2:

Florida LB Morrison charged with simple battery

Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison is accused of punching a bouncer and has been charged with simple battery. He was arrested at his dormitory.
Gainesville Police say witnesses identified Morrison as the man who argued with a bouncer outside Kava Lounge early Sunday regarding a cover charge and said: ''Do you know who I am? I am a UF football player. I am Antonio!''
When the bouncer told Morrison he would have to pay full price, witnesses say Morrison punched the bouncer in the head. Police say the bouncer and a witness identified Morrison from the school's website. Officers say Morrison told them he got into a ''scuffle,'' but added ''it wasn't that big of a deal.''

Entire article: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/florida-lb-morrison-charged-simple-164351998--ncaaf.html

That damn Urban Meyer and those unruly recruits he brings in down at Florida....wait....oh yeah.

 

[colobuck79]

Bouncer must not have gotten the memo.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Report: Two Texas A&M players facing assault charges

CB Deshazor Everett (#29) is one of two A&M players facing assault charges.

Two Texas A&M football players have been charged with assault following an incident that took place in April.

Cornerback Deshazor Everett and safety Floyd Raven each face two counts of assault after being accused of striking two men in the face at an apartment complex in College Station on April 30. The two players are also accused of causing more than $500 in damage to a car that was at the scene of the fight.

According to The Eagle, Raven turned himself to Brazos County Jail on Monday morning and is expected to be released on bail after being processed. Everett has not turned himself in yet, but officials say he is aware that there is a warrant out for his arrest.
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Both players were listed as starters on Texas A&M's post-spring depth chart.

Entire article: http://www.cbssports.com/collegefoo...t-two-texas-am-players-facing-assault-charges

 

[Smudger]

Jeremy Hill of LSU Tigers formally charged in bar fight - ESPN

NEW ORLEANS -- East Baton Rouge Parish District Attorney Hillar Moore says his office is formally charging LSU running back Jeremy Hill and another man with misdemeanor simple battery in connection with a late-April scuffle in a bar parking lot.

Moore says Hill and Robert Bayardo, who is not an LSU student, are being charged Monday and will be arraigned on Friday.

The matter has put Hill's 2013 season in doubt because LSU's leading rusher last season is already on probation stemming from his 2012 guilty plea of misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile.

http://espn.go.com/college-football...my-hill-lsu-tigers-formally-charged-bar-fight

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

Jeremy Hill of LSU Tigers formally charged in bar fight - ESPN

http://espn.go.com/college-football...my-hill-lsu-tigers-formally-charged-bar-fight

Ugh, Hill makes Mathieu look like Gandhi. This must be like 4 times in bracelets, including one arrest serious enough to delay enrollment in Baton Rouge for a year.

 

[Buckeye86]

Ugh, Hill makes Mathieu look like Gandhi. This must be like 4 times in bracelets, including one arrest serious enough to delay enrollment in Baton Rouge for a year.

I blame his HS football coach and demand to know what he has to say about this.

 

[muffler dragon]

misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile.

Another phrasing of "statutory rape" or something else?

 

[MaxBuck]

Quote:
misdemeanor carnal knowledge of a juvenile.

Another phrasing of "statutory rape" or something else?

The previous announcement was brought to you by the letters "B" and "J."

 

[muffler dragon]

The previous announcement was brought to you by the letters "B" and "J."

Well done Max!

 

[Muck]

The previous announcement was brought to you by the letters "B" and "J."

I'll have you know that is filthy & spreads disease.