Poland Spring

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I think I found it:

 

[Crump's brother]

This doesn't seem like a supportable green model on a large scale.

I reuse glass and plastic bottles from my recycling for water. I have a buddy who lives on Arizona iced "tea" (that shit ain't tea) and I use those until I get sick of them.


I haven't bought a water bottle since being told my old Nalgene was bad for me. That bottle could rival your chicken, kinch, as it had been to at least 20 states, 5 countries, and 3 continents. I also filled it with holy water at the San Francisco cathedral in Ecuador, so it's probably in hell right now.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

I have no idea where the water I drink comes from. I assume the tap water from the town the brewery is located in.

GPA.

 

[knapplc]

So I went kayaking in Maine a few weeks ago with this German Paleooceanography professor from Columbia.

Gotta be a "Sentence of the Year" nominee.

 

[Gatorubet]

I also filled it with holy water at the San Francisco cathedral in Ecuador, so it's probably in hell right now.

I wanna hear about your battle with the Ecuadorian vampires...

 

[Crump's brother]

I wanna hear about your battle with the Ecuadorian vampires...

Let's just say that the water was used in a ceramic "device" that we called "the Shaman". It was quite the religious experience.

 

[muffler dragon]

Let's send it to Muffler Dragon's in-laws in Nebraska along with a good Meth Recipe.

Might lead to quite the spooking.

 

[kinch]

I think I found it:

That's it! The inside is spooky.

 

[kinch]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also, please tell us more about this German paleooceanographer. I'm intrigued. Really.

We were friends, then we dated, then friends. She speaks pretty good English, obviously. She SCUBA dives around the world and collects samples from the water, and analyzes them to determine the temperature of the Earth in the far past. She actually sent me a picture of her mass spectrometer (no kidding). I tried to relate this to Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the Interoceter, but she doesn't seem to get it. Good girl, very German. Very "what is the purpose of your action?" You know? But soft on the inside. She said I was too silly.

 

[muffler dragon]

She actually sent me a picture of her mass spectrometer (no kidding).

Unless it's got a GC with it, it's a piece o' shit.

 

[Good Old Friend]

We were friends, then we dated, then friends. She speaks pretty good English, obviously. She SCUBA dives around the world and collects samples from the water, and analyzes them to determine the temperature of the Earth in the far past. She actually sent me a picture of her mass spectrometer (no kidding). I tried to relate this to Mystery Science Theater 3000 and the Interoceter, but she doesn't seem to get it. Good girl, very German. Very "what is the purpose of your action?" You know? But soft on the inside. She said I was too silly.

So you raped here?

 

[Deety]

So you raped here?

 

[Gatorubet]

So you raped here?

Or did you rape there?

 

[scooter1369]

That's it! The inside is spooky.

"How its Made" or one of those shows did a segment on "The Source" It was pretty cool

 

[3074326]

I can take a picture of it with the "Big Basket".

Whooptie fucking doo.

You can get it drunk.

Y-bridge > basket