Phillies fan tazed on field

[CentralMOBuck]

I just heard on ESPN "this kid might be returning punts for Joe Pa at Penn State."

 

[CHU]

If he really is headed to Penn State, as his dad said, I wonder if there's any way admissions can deny his admission now that he's been arrested (and believes that running onto the field at Citizens Bank Park is a "Once in a Lifetime Experience").

 

[jlb1705]

If he really is headed to Penn State, as his dad said, I wonder if there's any way admissions can deny his admission now that he's been arrested (and believes that running onto the field at Citizens Bank Park is a "Once in a Lifetime Experience").

Why would they want to do that? The two are clearly made for each other.

 

[exhawg]

What kind of admissions standards does PSU have? This seems more like community college type of thinking.

 

[Dryden]

What kind of admissions standards does PSU have? This seems more like community college type of thinking.

Pretty sure the admissions test requires hitting a football player or band member with a bag of piss from 50-feet, hitting a football fan with a beer can from at least 25-feet and in, and having a falsely inflated opinion of yourself and your schools' contributions to football history, particularly at the linebacker position.

If you meet these three prerequisites, you're in.

 

[methomps]

Another untrained cop who doesn't realize that the taser is supposed to be used to get a suspect to stand up and walk.

 

[AKAK]

What kind of admissions standards does PSU have? This seems more like community college type of thinking.

Seems like you just answered your own question there, big fella.

 

[Mike80]

I have a new background for work now

 

[CentralMOBuck]

Anybody see any resemblance?

 

[MD Buckeye]

Phillies Fan & future State Penn kid.....he deserved it.

 

[X Buckeyes07 X]

Anybody see any resemblance?

F that noise..focus on the cop.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems uncanny other than Dickrod having slightly lighter skin. Perhaps his future after he loses his job and lawsuits?

 

[Mike80]

F that noise..focus on the cop.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems uncanny other than Dickrod having slightly lighter skin. Perhaps his future after he loses his job and lawsuits?

To hell with that, the cop is clearly Michael Smith moonlighting as a cop on his off-time from ESPN...

 

[3074326]

F that noise..focus on the cop.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems uncanny other than Dickrod having slightly lighter skin. Perhaps his future after he loses his job and lawsuits?

If there's one thing we know about DickRod, it's that he's more than capable of putting out that same quality of entertainment on a daily basis.

 

[Mike80]

Pretty sure the admissions test requires hitting a football player or band member with a bag of piss from 50-feet, hitting a football fan with a beer can from at least 25-feet and in, and having a falsely inflated opinion of yourself and your schools' contributions to football history, particularly at the linebacker position.

If you meet these three prerequisites, you're in.

GPA

 

[Wells4Heisman]

Agreed. Just becomes a waste of everyone's time.

Going to a baseball in the first place is a waste of time.