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People you are allowed to punch

kinch

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I would like to dedicate this thread to people that one should be allowed to punch despite having no previous interaction with the person or even perhaps witnessing any actions by the person.

For instance: people that wear baseball caps that have perfect straight brims and such necessarily need to be worn four sizes too big. They should be freely punched.

I would also add that if stickers on the brim or tags remain on the hat, or if it is positioned askew, this warrants a double tap.

Leather braided belts are a subset of this discussion, as they warrant ball taps.

As this is a clothing oriented discussion of the freely punchable, I should also give a shout out to Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts.
 
kinch;1771388; said:
I would like to dedicate this thread to people that one should be allowed to punch despite having no previous interaction with the person or even perhaps witnessing any actions by the person.

For instance: people that wear baseball caps that have perfect straight brims and such necessarily need to be worn four sizes too big. They should be freely punched.

I would also add that if stickers on the brim or tags remain on the hat, or if it is positioned askew, this warrants a double tap.

Leather braided belts are a subset of this discussion, as they warrant ball taps.

As this is a clothing oriented discussion of the freely punchable, I should also give a shout out to Ed Hardy and Affliction shirts.
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Romanowski;1771393; said:
tools that wear aviators

I have some old school aviators that I picked up in a vintage shop in Newcastle, England. How more super cool can you get than that? I think I look pretty sweet in them. Cortesana de K will post a pic of me in them perhaps. I notice all the ladies give me looks when I wear them. Some of them run away because they can't handle my allure.

The shades are somewhat bent out of shape and messed up now though. :( People kept hitting me in the face for no reason when I happened to have them on.
 
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