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Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
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That is pretty sick. Isn't there some charge for poisoning people? Shouldn't that count as poisoning people?

New entry for consideration: There's a couple of spots near me where the right-most lane is a right-turn-only lane. In one spot, there's a lane straight across from that spot, so it looks like it could be a straight lane, too. But it isn't. Look at the sign. Right-turn only. But you see fucksticks pull up there all the time and want to go straight.
At least 2 other spots that I know of don't have the lane continuing on the other side of the intersection - it just ends right there. Turn right or get forced off the road. Or... what everyone does is they just muscle their way into the lane to their left. So, here I am waiting in this line like a putz while fucksticks pass everyone on the right, then cut everyone off when the light turns green.
 
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Zurp said:
That is pretty sick. Isn't there some charge for poisoning people? Shouldn't that count as poisoning people?

New entry for consideration: There's a couple of spots near me where the right-most lane is a right-turn-only lane. In one spot, there's a lane straight across from that spot, so it looks like it could be a straight lane, too. But it isn't. Look at the sign. Right-turn only. But you see fucksticks pull up there all the time and want to go straight.
At least 2 other spots that I know of don't have the lane continuing on the other side of the intersection - it just ends right there. Turn right or get forced off the road. Or... what everyone does is they just muscle their way into the lane to their left. So, here I am waiting in this line like a putz while fucksticks pass everyone on the right, then cut everyone off when the light turns green.
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Here's the worst spot: Harvard Road just west of I-271 in Beechwood.
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The Google car is pretty obviously in the right-turn only lane.

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It moved over into a straight lane. But notice how clear it is that the right lane is right-turn only.

Here's the actual intersection:
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Dickturds stay in that right-turn lane and go straight through, to what is obviously not a legal place to drive.

Last night was a doozy. By the way, this traffic light seems to be red a disproportionate amount of time. Coming from the left is one of the Cuyahoga Community College campuses, and from the left is an office building (Eaton) and a gym. That's it. But if anyone is coming from either of those directions, the light changes for them. Maybe that's just my imagination, though. Anyway, so we're waiting at that light. Some shiz-face drove along in the right lane, and then cut off the guy right in front of me. But since we're all stopped, there wasn't room to fit all the way in. He just set his front end in there. So he was still blocking the right-turn only lane. Then another hammershitter came along behind him. When the light turned green and the one guy blocking the lane finally got over enough, he sped ahead and got way up in front.

I feel old... complaining about idiot younger jerks.
 
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