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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

I’m in the locker room at the gym after my workout this morning and some older dude comes out of the bathroom stall Buck fucking naked and proceeds to walk across the bathroom area to the showers. I mean WTF!! No one wants to see that!!!! Have you no shame, pride, common decency or whatever??? I cannot unsee that shit and I say this as an older guy.

It's especially weird when I'd be in there changing my son to go swimming. He was 3 or 4 and old dudes are standing there, naked, shaving. Or on a phone call.

Not to change the subject, but one time I got him changed after swimming, and said, "stand here while I change." He climbed into a locker and shut the door. It's fine as long as the key is still in there. So he sat in there a minute or so while I changed. Another guy came over and started his changing ritual, and my son popped out of the locker and nearly scared this guy to death. It was awesome.
 
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Somewhat of a reverse of the naked old man in the locker room meme is the mother who brings her young son/sons into the women's locker room while she changes because she doesn't want to leave them outside. I know this because a female friend was telling me of a woman at her gym who would bring her sons with her and they were old enough to be ogling and the semi-nude and nude women. I actually experienced it at a water park a few times where a man brought his young daughters into the locker room and they're standing right there while you have to get naked. I understand that people having varying opinions about nudity and what's appropriate but bringing your kids into a space where adults are changing or showering is kind of weird.
 
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Delivery drivers, specifically door dash, but hell they have all done it, amazon, chewy, whomever. They follow the fucking GPS ignoring common sense/the goddamn directions I put in the order :fryingpan:. Contact door dash, and they say they can't get hold of him, then 10 minutes later the cockmuffin texts me with a pic of my food sitting on top of my neighbors mailbox 1/2 mile away. Now I might be off, but if you can text me a pic and where you left it, and apologize because that is where the gps told you it was....... WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TEXT ME AND ASK DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!
 
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Delivery drivers, specifically door dash, but hell they have all done it, amazon, chewy, whomever. They follow the fucking GPS ignoring common sense/the goddamn directions I put in the order :fryingpan:. Contact door dash, and they say they can't get hold of him, then 10 minutes later the cockmuffin texts me with a pic of my food sitting on top of my neighbors mailbox 1/2 mile away. Now I might be off, but if you can text me a pic and where you left it, and apologize because that is where the gps told you it was....... WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T YOU TEXT ME AND ASK DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!!
I've never had that problem, but I can see how it would be annoying.
But you reminded me of something that bothers me with delivery drivers..
So, my neighborhood was mostly built in the 1920's and 1940's. Why does that matter? Well, the streets aren't very wide. Therefore, there's only parking on one side of the street. I don't know if it's universal, but on my street, parking is only allowed on the northbound side (east side) of the street. These delivery drivers are happy to park on the other side of the street. I'm sure the logic is, "I'm not going to be here long" so they park there. If there's a car legally parked on the other side of the street, it causes a minor issue trying to get by this spot. That part is only slightly annoying. It becomes much more annoying when two cars are travelling in opposite directions and pass that at the same time. "You go first? Or should I go first? Okay, you go first and then I go next." But then, some fuckdiddle comes up behind that guy and also wants to get through. I waited for that guy, now it's my turn.

When I take over the world, I'm getting rid of a lot of drivers.
 
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Now that gambling is so prevalent, every person with a phone thinking that they are a gambling expert.


Also, all of the gambling ads and testosterone therapy are nauseating.
Can I add in sports shows that have segments dedicated to gambling? If it's a stand-alone program, sure, but that fucking idiot "the bear" does not belong on a screen.
 
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