People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

[localyokel]

Just [censored]ing pass them. I knock off a few to and from work on a regular basis. I didn't buy a Turbo just to crawl behind a 1996 Chevy Cavalier.

Hey! My Cavalier was a very reliable car.

 

[Taosman]

My Fiat X19 was a very reliable car!
Until it caught fire!!!!!!!!!!!!:tongue2:

My Chevt Vega was a very reliable car!
It just helped a Saudi prince pay his Blondes and Bollinger bill for 4 years!

 

[Buckeye86]

Just fucking pass them. I knock off a few to and from work on a regular basis. I didn't buy a Turbo just to crawl behind a 1996 Chevy Cavalier.

I keep my '92 Dynasty in the slow lane for a reason.

It pisses me off when morons tailgate my ass in the slow lane. They make three lane highways for a reason- you're not going to miss the exit three miles down the road if you go around me.

(Not directed at Jake, obviously.)

 

[buxfan4life]

Just fucking pass them. I knock off a few to and from work on a regular basis. I didn't buy a Turbo just to crawl behind a 1996 Chevy Cavalier.

Believe me, I would If I could, but when you are on a 2 lane road with tons of traffic coming at you from the opposite direction it is kind of hard to just pass them.

I keep my '92 Dynasty in the slow lane for a reason.

It pisses me off when morons tailgate my ass in the slow lane. They make three lane highways for a reason- you're not going to miss the exit three miles down the road if you go around me.

(Not directed at Jake, obviously.)

That is where you should be if you are going to go slow on the interstate or turnpike, but, for some reason when the Q-tips come back from up north every winter, they feel it is ok to drive side by side, 3 across, doing 54 in a 65.

I know traffic problems exist everywhere, but try driving around in South Florida when the snow birds come back for the winter. Makes you want to punch a child.

Oh, and those from Quebec should be required to take public transportation while down here because they are the WORST drivers by far during this time.

 

[DubCoffman62]

Back stabbers, tattletales and hypocrites, especially when they're all three.

 

[Buckeye doc]

Back stabbers, tattletales and hypocrites, especially when they're all three.

There must be a great story waiting to be told here, Dub. Don't hold out on us.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Back stabbers, tattletales and hypocrites, especially when they're all three.

Yeah, well I'm not too fond of you, either.

 

[jwinslow]

Why do people bid on eBay auctions days in advance? Are people stupid enough to think they'll win? Do they like paying extra money?

 

[Jake]

Why do people bid on eBay auctions days in advance? Are people stupid enough to think they'll win?

For the same reason people buy lottery tickets.

 

[jwinslow]

For the same reason people buy lottery tickets.

So basically they're dumb enough to think no one else is going to bid?

 

[Abenaki]

So basically they're dumb enough to think no one else is going to bid?

Or they're friends of the seller trying to drive up the price.

 

[Jake]

So basically they're dumb enough to think no one else is going to bid?

Well, technically there is a chance that all 20 million users of ebay might not see it.

 

[Jake]

Or they're friends of the seller trying to drive up the price.

Or they are the seller with another account.

 

[DubCoffman62]

People that to put fucking ranch dressing on everyfuckingthing that they eat. It especially peeves me when people are at a fine pizza place and they start whining when they can't get ranch or garlic butter dipping sauce.

 

[WyoBuck]

People that cannot stay in their own lane when entering a two lane roadway. People that take their time at green lights. People that do not know right of way rules at a 4 way stop. People who use turn lanes as their own private driving lane. People who enter the turn lane, with the intention of turning a mile down the road. People who stop traffic to let other people enter the roadway from side streets. People who don't drive the speed limit, or are incapable of maintaining a constant speed on highways. People who do not signal their intention to turn or change lanes. People who signal their intention to turn or change lanes a mile in advance. People who can't remember to turn their turn signal off once they have turned or changed lanes. People who engage in activity while driving that, because of said activity, are guilty of any or all of the aforementioned vexations.