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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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shoegirl;836223; said:
You have my attention, I'm intrigued. You may continue. :)
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I have a newsletter, y'know. :wink:

It all starts like this. Kinda.
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shoegirl;836212; said:
Same here. Every club should have an awesome, super-secret handshake.
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FCollinsBuckeye;836221; said:
Which reminds me, I don't believe you've learned the PCP handshake (not that there is a PCP). I'd be happy to teach you the ropes (if there were any 'ropes' to teach, that is). Oh, and BTW, this hypothetical 'handshake' doesn't exactly involve the hands, either. Well, most of the time anyway.
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shoegirl;836223; said:
You have my attention, I'm intrigued. You may continue. :)
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FCollinsBuckeye;836235; said:
I have a newsletter, y'know. :wink:

It all starts like this. Kinda.
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I really thought things were gonna take a turn for the worse here. I admire your restraint FC.
 
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You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumpin' around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. You're up there jumpin' around and I'm just sittin' here with my beer. So, you know, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? Are we gonna' go out? What do you want Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want. You want nothin'! You want nothin'! Because we all know no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone. And to titilate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.

Posting in the wrong thread also irks me. :!
 
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Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
 
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Oh8ch;848586; said:
I was really hoping Oden would go to the Celtics. Now it will be interesting to see if Portland does anything to try to get Conley.
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Jarrett Jack and Sergio Rodriguez are both promising young PG's. I doubt we'll make a move for him as much as I'd like to see it. Then again, what do I know?
 
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I get ticked off when people say something ticks them off, then you do it just to tick them off and they don't get ticked off.


I also get ticked off by dudes with avatars of really hot chicks. When I see their posts I have feelings that I am not comfortable having in relation to dudes.

(unless of course you aren't a dude, in which case PM me, OK?)
 
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