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People to Punch, Pet Peeves, and General Vexations (mega-merge)

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I’d like to kick my neighbor straight in the nuts and shoot his 2 fucking Chows. I am so sick and tired of them coming after my dog when we’re out for walks. Happened again tonight for the umpteenth time and I had to get them apart while he stand back by the house and yells at them.

He doesn’t always have them tied up and when he doesn’t he has no control of them. They come out after anyone going by, dog or no dog. You think the guy would know better by now, especially with his wife being a County judge.
 
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It's 6:30 a.m. on a cold wintery morning, with spotty roads. We're driving 75 MPH and I am passing a semi. Your headlights are so far up my ass, I can't see them. I'm okay with you wanting to kill yourself, just keep me out of it.....
 
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buckeyebri said:
It's 6:30 a.m. on a cold wintery morning, with spotty roads. We're driving 75 MPH and I am passing a semi. Your headlights are so far up my ass, I can't see them. I'm okay with you wanting to kill yourself, just keep me out of it.....
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People who post on BP when driving 75 MPH on spotty roads?

Juuuuuuuust kidding. Stay safe.
 
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This is un-fucking-believable. I get a letter in the mail today from the Ohio BMV stating that if I don't provide proof that I had insurance THE FUCKING DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS i will be subject to a 3 year suspension of my license and a $150 fine and whatever the cost to resolve it.
- I have not failed to provide proof of insurance at any time
- I have not been pulled over or involved in any traffic-realted violation in years

This is why people hate the goddamned government. What have they done for me? Not much. What have they done to me? Well, on top of this letter I've also received threatening letters about THE LENGTH OF THE GRASS IN THE ALLEY.

Mother-goddamned-fucker I have those petty fucking tin bureaucrats whose only life ambition is to fuck law-abiding citizens.
 
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JCOSU86 said:
This is un-fucking-believable. I get a letter in the mail today from the Ohio BMV stating that if I don't provide proof that I had insurance THE FUCKING DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS i will be subject to a 3 year suspension of my license and a $150 fine and whatever the cost to resolve it.
- I have not failed to provide proof of insurance at any time
- I have not been pulled over or involved in any traffic-realted violation in years

This is why people hate the goddamned government. What have they done for me? Not much. What have they done to me? Well, on top of this letter I've also received threatening letters about THE LENGTH OF THE GRASS IN THE ALLEY.

Mother-goddamned-fucker I have those petty fucking tin bureaucrats whose only life ambition is to fuck law-abiding citizens.
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:tibor:
 
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JCOSU86 said:
This is un-fucking-believable. I get a letter in the mail today from the Ohio BMV stating that if I don't provide proof that I had insurance THE FUCKING DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS i will be subject to a 3 year suspension of my license and a $150 fine and whatever the cost to resolve it.
- I have not failed to provide proof of insurance at any time
- I have not been pulled over or involved in any traffic-realted violation in years

This is why people hate the goddamned government. What have they done for me? Not much. What have they done to me? Well, on top of this letter I've also received threatening letters about THE LENGTH OF THE GRASS IN THE ALLEY.

Mother-goddamned-fucker I have those petty fucking tin bureaucrats whose only life ambition is to fuck law-abiding citizens.
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I see you've mellowed in your older age.
 
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