Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[Zurp]

https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/guarding-the-lion-statue.9008674/

So, I guess they're worried about "enemy" fans vandalizing their lion statue. I guess Sue Paterno led the defense the first time. And some other nerd says he helped defend the statue a punch of times. I imagine a bunch of college kids forming a militia to keep bad guys away.
1. Does anyone believe that this was actually required? I think I believe that they went out there and really sat around the statue ready to attack any squirrel that gets too close. But I don't believe that anyone with intentions to vandalize the statue ever set foot on campus.
2. One dude talks about piss balloons. The same piss balloons that Penn State fans say never existed.

 

[Jaxbuck]

https://www.on3.com/boards/threads/guarding-the-lion-statue.9008674/

So, I guess they're worried about "enemy" fans vandalizing their lion statue. I guess Sue Paterno led the defense the first time. And some other nerd says he helped defend the statue a punch of times. I imagine a bunch of college kids forming a militia to keep bad guys away.
1. Does anyone believe that this was actually required? I think I believe that they went out there and really sat around the statue ready to attack any squirrel that gets too close. But I don't believe that anyone with intentions to vandalize the statue ever set foot on campus.
2. One dude talks about piss balloons. The same piss balloons that Penn State fans say never existed.

In the 15 years I have lived in PA now, I can tell you one thing for certain; Natives of this place need to feel victimized like other people need air.

It's un-fucking-believable