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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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Is this where someone should point out that public opinion has a huge nose and huge hands, so it MUST be hung like a horse? With no signs of bleeding or cries of pain, there couldn't have been any actual rape going on.
 
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If anyone has the time and energy, a great trolling from here would be to;

1. convince them a document existed that was the smoking gun to exonerate Joe.

2. convince them it is held in a safety deposit box in a middle eastern bank that has fallen under ISIS control.

3. organize the rescue party (I'm thinking Task Force 409 has a ring to it)

4. profit
 
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Jaxbuck said:
If anyone has the time and energy, a great trolling from here would be to;

1. convince them a document existed that was the smoking gun to exonerate Joe.

2. convince them it is held in a safety deposit box in a middle eastern bank that has fallen under ISIS control.

3. organize the rescue party (I'm thinking Task Force 409 has a ring to it)

4. profit
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Actually, if you could convince them that Corbett is holding onto it in the Governor's office, all kinds of hilarity could ensue. Perhaps add a donate button to fund the FOI lawsuit.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
If anyone has the time and energy, a great trolling from here would be to;

1. convince them a document existed that was the smoking gun to exonerate Joe.

2. convince them it is held in a safety deposit box in a middle eastern bank that has fallen under ISIS control.

3. organize the rescue party (I'm thinking Task Force 409 has a ring to it)

4. profit
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Needs a good website for those donations -- can't be too fancy looking though. Needs to leave a 90s geocites impression.

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When they push the button can a splash scree pop up and say "HAHAHAHAHA you fucking moron...Joe Knew!"?
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Nah that's what the website redirects to after they've been milked enough.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Actually, if you could convince them that Corbett is holding onto it in the Governor's office, all kinds of hilarity could ensue. Perhaps add a donate button to fund the FOI lawsuit.
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Actually I believe this is 100% true...a story of cover-up, plus it sitting in a locked drawer in the governor's desk (or someone else's desk, the governor's would be too obvious), which could add a Sandy Berger-esque pants-stuffing incident, along with the desperate need for a FOIA lawsuit...I bet you could raise $1 million. Easy.
 
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kujirakira said:
Needs a good website for those donations -- can't be too fancy looking though. Needs to leave a 90s geocites impression.



Nah that's what the website redirects to after they've been milked enough.
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I was thinking more Microsoft Frontpage 2000. I believe that's what Arabass was sporting when he conned them into funding his purchase of Tennessee bottom land.

I can just see a Watergatesque collection of "plumbers" breaking into Corbett's office: 9fold, McAndrew, Obliviax, the ambiguously gay, body-building swing dancer and buckhunter as the deep mole double agent.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I was thinking more Microsoft Frontpage 2000. I believe that's what Arabass was sporting when he conned them into funding his purchase of Tennessee bottom land.

I can just see a Watergatesque collection of "plumbers" breaking into Corbett's office: 9fold, McAndrew, Obliviax, the ambiguously gay, body-building swing dancer and buckhunter as the deep mole double agent.
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They are totally going House of Cards on that shit.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I was thinking more Microsoft Frontpage 2000. I believe that's what Arabass was sporting when he conned them into funding his purchase of Tennessee bottom land.

I can just see a Watergatesque collection of "plumbers" breaking into Corbett's office: 9fold, McAndrew, Obliviax, the ambiguously gay, body-building swing dancer and buckhunter as the deep mole double agent.
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Ord, I found your dog.

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I am a new poster here, but have been following this thread for quite a while. As difficult as it to believe that people as crazy and morally bankrupt as those on BWI really exist, I asusre you that the Joebots posting on BWI and Audibles are far from isolated nutcases throughout Pennsylvania. I live among The Cult in Pennsylvania, but thought St. Joe to be a sanctimonious fraud long before November 2011 exposed the "Success With Honor" marketing garbage.
 
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