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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

MililaniBuckeye;2252418; said:
Actually, it would've been a great game...Nebraska's 1994 team was held to 17 points by Kansas State and 13 points by Oklahoma. Now, the 1995 Nebraska team was one of the best ever offensively...they were held under 41 points only twice (35 by Washington State and 37 by Oklahoma), and averaged over 53 points per game. The 1995 team was the one that ape-fucked Florida 62-24 in the Fiesta Bowl for the national title. The 1995 Nebraska team would definitely have beaten the 1994 Ped State team handily.

I think with a completely healthy Tommie Frazier in 1994, they would have worn down an average at best Ped State defense. Let's remember Ped State gave up 600 yards to Oregon in the Rose Bowl....

I think it would have been a great game until the 4th quarter. Nebraska would wear them down to a nub.
 
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PSU fans are right. They should be allowed to leave the conference immediately. Take back their stadium and their team as an independent or perhaps in another East Coast conference. Let the B1G find another team to take their place.

Really, nobody had their back when Sandusky had, well, okay, but really, who had their back in the B1G. The B1G never have realized that PSU is really all that. The greatest team in B1G history, in the eyes of its own fans!

So, the time has come for the parting of ways. No more B1G control. No more B1G hyposcrisy!






No more B1G revenue!





Er, uh, wait....
 
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They...just...won't...die! Damn it!
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There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.
 
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BuckeyeInWA;2254244; said:
There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.

Cults tend to be a tad hypocritical.
 
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BuckeyeInWA;2254244; said:
There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.


Well, it's not like we have so many hicks that we've named a town after them or anything.

Oh, wait.
 
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There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.
For years I had to listen as my dad's PSU friends gave him a hard time about "Cowtown" Columbus and how backwards everything in Ohio must have been. At this point I'd never been to Columbus or State College. I made my first trip to OSU in 96 or 97......seemed pretty "city" to me. Then I made my first trip out for an OSU game @ PSU. You literally park in a cow field before the game. Aside from their erector set stadium, I don't even remember other buildings. But Ohio State was in "Cowtown".

These people have been this delusional for at least as long as I've been alive. Fuck 'em all.
 
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BuckeyeInWA;2254244; said:
There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.
Well, couldn't any Big Ten really say that about any other Big Ten team? There's plenty of hick to go around in the conference.
 
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BuckeyeInWA;2254244; said:
There is something in their angst I've noticed, starti with their loss to the Bucks and continuing with their loss to Nebraska. They're really throwing around the "hick" label to has both programs and their fans. Now I grew up in Columbus and, sure it gets pretty "rural" in parts of the state. I'm sure Nebraska is the same. But last time I checked, State College is smack dab in the middle of Pennslytucky, aka the ass end of nowhere. Do they not realize that, to the rest of the world, they are a bunch of hicks? Oh wait, here I am asking whether they realize the perception others have of them. I think we know the answer to that.

16th largest city in the country is definitely hick-ish.
 
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Bucky32;2254410; said:
Well, couldn't any Big Ten really say that about any other Big Ten team? There's plenty of hick to go around in the conference.

I've been to every Big Ten campus except for Iowa and Nebraska.

Minny is in a large city.

Champaign seems to be more of a small city than a town in the middle of nowhere.

Indiana is in the middle of nowhere, but they know it. More importantly, if you talk to anyone who is at school there, they are all from Indianapolis or Cincinnati. Bloomington has more going for it than Slappy Valley does, that's for damn sure.

Ohio State is in one of the biggest college towns you'll ever see obviously.

East Lansing isn't hickville and neither is Ann Arbor (she's a whore). Purdue is in West Lafayette, which is basically a northwestern suburb of Indy.

RSV is in the middle of nowhere. You know what they say about PEnnsylshitholia right? You got Philly in the east, Pittsburgh in the west and Alabama in the middle. They are right - except its worse than Alabama. The gene pool is deeper in 'Bama than it is in Central PA....

EDIT: I didn't include Northwestern on purpose - it's basically Chicago....completely not hick-ish....
 
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Bucky32;2254410; said:
Well, couldn't any Big Ten really say that about any other Big Ten team? There's plenty of hick to go around in the conference.

You just spurred Northwestern fans (both of them) into sitting down & writing detailed papers in rebuttal.

-@Mike - Mostly in agreement but West Lafayette is about as much a suburb of Indy as Athens is of Columbus.
 
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