OSU_Buckguy
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hack first saw psu at a bar just before closing. he was sloshed and, through his beer goggles, she was a solid 9. hack took the wench home on his moped and banged psu until he puked on her back. when he woke up, he realized that she was in actuality a 6. in all honesty, a 6 wasn't all that bad in hack's eyes because this 6 appeared smart and honest with a kind heart.buxfan4life;2192021; said:
sure, hack didn't know much about his girl except for what she told him and how she arrogantly portrayed herself in public. to his shocking dismay, however, ex-boyfriends crawled out of the woodwork with their accounts of her amoral bitchery, which included, but was not limited to, the most despicable and wretched activities one can imagine from a troll-ogress. concurrent with these revelations, the witch's herpes sores immediately riddled both sets of lips, while her anal fissures leaked during skank-sessions with the hapless beau.
fearing retribution from the she monster's toothless clan of conspiratorial miscreants, hack maintained his commitment to medusa but knew that he must part ways if he's ever to avoid having his penis lopped during sleep, which assuredly either the whore or her thuggees will attempt.
poor, poor hack. can he ditch the nagging nit before the clock strikes twelve?
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