Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Hitler had the right idea, just about the wrong group of people

If we don't go the Hitler route, we could ask President Trump to move his wall construction north. We would have to cut their internet to truly contain them though.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

If we don't go the Hitler route, we could ask President Trump to move his wall construction north. We would have to cut their internet to truly contain them though.

Or maybe put them under a giant dome like in The Simpsons movie

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

If we don't go the Hitler route, we could ask President Trump to move his wall construction north. We would have to cut their internet to truly contain them though.

Or maybe put them under a giant dome like in The Simpsons movie

this is their Utopia. this is why they are the way they are......that's what Penn State football used to be until they joined a real conference and had to play real football.

 

[BB73]

this is their Utopia. this is why they are the way they are......that's what Penn State football used to be until they joined a real conference and had to play real football.

You show little reverence for the Lambert Trophy.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

You show little reverence for the Lambert Trophy.

I'm certain at some point I knew this little factoid. But I had to look it up...and now I have to share it with those of you who live outside the realm of football superiority that is "the East". The Lambert Trophy is awarded to the best team in the "East". The "East" is defined as New York, New Jersey, New England, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia, Delaware, and DC. While the Big East was still a thing.....a team could be outside that football rich pool, and still win....if they were in the Big East, and won at least half their games against schools from those states.

Now, being from the east myself, some of you are going to claim I'm being a bit biased here. But I'll put New York, New England, Delaware, and Virginia up against Florida, Louisiana, Alabama and Georgia any day of the week. That just screams football production to me.

Also, your reigning Lambert Trophy champs took Michigan to OT this year. So even with the deck stacked that much in Penn State's favor.......

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Oh big shock. Breaking news, everybody. The game against Michigan has been announced to be...............wait for it for dramatic effect..............a NIGHT GAME WHITE OUT!

2005 was the fucking worst thing to happen in the history of all mankind.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Oh big shock. Breaking news, everybody. The game against Michigan has been announced to be...............wait for it for dramatic effect..............a NIGHT GAME WHITE OUT!

2005 was the fucking worst thing to happen in the history of all mankind.

I think you are mistaken. As others have very recently noted, it was Hilter’s misdiagnosis of Jewish as bane of humanity when, in fact, it was PedSU that should have been eradicated. Had he properly read the situation, he’d have been labeled a hero. Instead he’s the worst guy ever in humanity and PedSU is still around trying to catch up to that legacy.

 

[Zurp]

Oh big shock. Breaking news, everybody. The game against Michigan has been announced to be...............wait for it for dramatic effect..............a NIGHT GAME WHITE OUT!

2005 was the fucking worst thing to happen in the history of all mankind.

http://csj.org/infoserv_cult101/checklis.htm

I was just thinking that "hey everyone, let's all dress alike" should be on a checklist for what makes it a cult. So I did a Google search. Here's what I got.

Note that "dressing alike" is not on the checklist. I checked 7 boxes for Penn State, leaving 8 unchecked. Maybe someone else can honestly argue for more to be checked. But I'd imagine that 7 is a lot to check for a college football team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Oh big shock. Breaking news, everybody. The game against Michigan has been announced to be...............wait for it for dramatic effect..............a NIGHT GAME WHITE OUT!

2005 was the fucking worst thing to happen in the history of all mankind.

Look at the bright side.

Someone is going to lose.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Look at the bright side.

Someone is going to lose.

...and there’s always a chance of a meteor

 

[Jaxbuck]

...and there’s always a chance of a meteor

and it would look so much cooler slamming into all that white

 

[MaxBuck]

I don't want to be a jerk, but I really think it's time to retire the whole "Hitler would've been okay if he'd replaced the Jews with Nittany Lions" meme. It's creepy and bigoted.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't want to be a jerk, but I really think it's time to retire the whole "Hitler would've been okay if he'd replaced the Jews with Nittany Lions" meme. It's creepy and bigoted.

So, Khmer Rouge then?

 

[NorthCoastKid]

Get a load of the Pedster dipshit who felt compelled to send this letter to a student athlete.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Get a load of the Pedster dipshit who felt compelled to send this letter to a student athlete.

That represents a significant portion of their fanbase

Guarantee the author has a 409 sticker on his Buick.