Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

[bukIpower]

They look at Ohio State and see a smoking hot girl that's still smart, funny, and can talk sports and cars with the best of them. Then they look at scUM and see this fat balding guy who, while he may have been something in the past, is now way out of our league. They think "My hairline may be receding, and sure I'm in the sex offender database, but I'm way better looking than that guy."

But they just don't understand what we have.

can't we be the guy? After all we have made scum our bitch.

Losing Moorehead is enormous for them. He single handily saved coach Franklins job

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Yeah the losses st PSU will send them back where they belong. 3rd place in the division.

 

[bukIpower]

They really should not be that good next year... Lose all 4 in the secondary, lose 2 LB's, Lose Barkley and Gisecki as well along with the OC.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah the losses st PSU will send them back where they belong. 3rd place in the division.

Over Jimmah's dead body

 

[Zurp]

They really should not be that good next year... Lose all 4 in the secondary, lose 2 LB's, Lose Barkley and Gisecki as well along with the OC.

Oh no!!! Who are they going to find to replace Barkley? It's gotta be tough to find someone who can lose yards on half his carries in the fourth quarter..

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

This is the Penn State way. They pop their head up once every 3 or 4 years....stay for 1 or 2....then go away for a little bit until they can find another senior heavy team with no depth.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Petty jealousy, like an 8 year old that didn't get the Lego set he wanted for Christmas. And let's investigate why they don't have a "Game" with a major rival on the last weekend of the year. Oh yeah, JoePed loaded his schedule with a bunch of patsies that he could beat every year, so he could run up the win total. I say the Big Ten should let them play Temple on the last weekend every year. That would be an epic contest that would attract unbelievable national attention.

I'd be fine with them having a non-conference game with Pitt on rivalry week. I'm sure Pitt would be into it. Only thing is that the pedsters think that's beneath them.

 

[Zurp]

This is the Penn State way. They pop their head up once every 3 or 4 years....stay for 1 or 2....then go away for a little bit until they can find another senior heavy team with no depth.

Give them credit: they aren't a "football factory". They do things the "right way". "Success with honor".
What other Penn State buzz-words am I missing?

 

[buckeyemania11]

They really should not be that good next year... Lose all 4 in the secondary, lose 2 LB's, Lose Barkley and Gisecki as well along with the OC.

Looks like they lose 3 of their top 4 DTs as well. Defense is almost a total reset. They don't replace at the level we do either.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This is the Penn State way. They pop their head up once every 3 or 4 years....stay for 1 or 2....then go away for a little bit until they can find another senior heavy team with no depth.

The very definition of my "quadrennially good team"

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Over Jimmah's dead body

JimBlo will maintain 4th, right where HE belongs.

 

[jakenick06]

This image always hit the nail on the head...

From that same thread. If you ever needed a post to show how little PSU fans really understand the outside world:

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No.

No, numbnuts we wouldn't. We have one rival. It's not Penn State.

 

[Jake]

From that same thread. If you ever needed a post to show how little PSU fans really understand the outside world:

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No.

No, numbnuts we wouldn't. We have one rival. It's not Penn State.

Put Penn State in the B1G West because fuck Penn State. Let them have an imaginary rivalry with Nebraska. We'll take Purdue in the East.

 

[colobuck79]

Give them credit: they aren't a "football factory". They do things the "right way". "Success with honor".
What other Penn State buzz-words am I missing?

"Bend over?"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Give them credit: they aren't a "football factory". They do things the "right way". "Success with honor".
What other Penn State buzz-words am I missing?

Rhythmic Slapping
Soap Battle
No Blood; No Rape
Have you seen the size of his hands?
Or Whatever People Are Calling Them
BEAT NEBRASKA!