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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

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BUCKYLE said:
Does anyone know what the cult thinks of Baylor and Briles
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Briles does occasionally come up BWI. Naturally, the Cult thinks he is a huge scumbag who covered up rape and Baylor has an out of control football culture. Any mention of Briles usually quickly turns into the Cult whining and feeling sorry for themselves because the crooked media vilified Joesus before all the FAX were in just for the sake of ratings and jealousy.

The Cult usually seems more pissed off about why Jim Boeheim was not destroyed in the media like Joesus and why the NCAA did nothing about the fake classes at North Carolina, however.
 
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Here is an entertaining thread in which the Cult is pissed that "michnittlion" used the term "Joebots" on Pitt's panther-lair.com site. Michnittlion has not been seen here in ages, but The Cult also listed some of his posts from here as evidence that he "loves to kiss Bucknut ass."

The Cult also finds michnittlion "creepy weird" for purchasing a stuffed dinosaur from Amazon, then even writing a review of the product. Apparently, purchasing a stuffed animal online equals weird, but an entire message board dedicated to trying to make indifference to child rape acceptable is not at all weird.

https://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/yawn-michnitt-calling-out-the-joebots-again.154519/
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Please let the pedsters get upset by Rutgers with a couple of questionable/bad calls at crucial moments going against the cult. That would make my weekend completely unruined.
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I know you to be a fan of the long con.

Think on this; how fucking glorious would it be for the Pedsters to win out, win the B1G CCG and then be left out of the playoff? Forget the probabilities or anything just reflect on the beauty of it actually happening.

Nothing could top that. Ever.

I would take a week off work just to observe BWI. I lack the words to adequately describe the magnitude of the meltdown, how long it would stick with them and how much fun I would have watching it happen.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I know you to be a fan of the long con.

Think on this; how fucking glorious would it be for the Pedsters to win out, win the B1G CCG and then be left out of the playoff? Forget the probabilities or anything just reflect on the beauty of it actually happening.

Nothing could top that. Ever.

I would take a week off work just to observe BWI. I lack the words to adequately describe the magnitude of the meltdown, how long it would stick with them and how much fun I would have watching it happen.
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We all know what would happen in that case. They'll end up hanging another fake banner in the stadium. We all know how many fake championships they claim so they can add another one to their list.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I know you to be a fan of the long con.

Think on this; how fucking glorious would it be for the Pedsters to win out, win the B1G CCG and then be left out of the playoff? Forget the probabilities or anything just reflect on the beauty of it actually happening.

Nothing could top that. Ever.

I would take a week off work just to observe BWI. I lack the words to adequately describe the magnitude of the meltdown, how long it would stick with them and how much fun I would have watching it happen.
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https://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/cfp-selection-committee-protocol.155309/

I don't know if this goes under the CFP thread or this one. I figure that since I'm laughing at BWI, I'll put it here. But basically they're whining because Ohio State fans think they have a shot at being in the playoffs. (That argument is going on in the CFP thread.) But the fact that they think that the Big Ten, itself, has any power over which team (Ohio State or Penn State) gets into the playoffs is pretty funny.

With Barry Alvarez on the committee to do Delaney's bidding I don't see the BIG getting shut out.
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Because Barry Alvarez has THAT much power on the committee.

If it comes down to us and tOSU for a spot in the CFP, personally I think Delaney calls in some markers to make sure the spot goes to tOSU and makes sure we get a Rose Bowl invite as a consolation prize, which quite frankly I would be OK with.
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Ha. Delaney can do that.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I know you to be a fan of the long con.

Think on this; how fucking glorious would it be for the Pedsters to win out, win the B1G CCG and then be left out of the playoff? Forget the probabilities or anything just reflect on the beauty of it actually happening.

Nothing could top that. Ever.

I would take a week off work just to observe BWI. I lack the words to adequately describe the magnitude of the meltdown, how long it would stick with them and how much fun I would have watching it happen.
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This would be as glorious an outcome as imaginable.
 
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Zurp said:
Ok.. so I'm on record saying that the CFP rankings don't matter at this point. But I take that back. If it makes the cult angry, it DOES matter (even though it doesn't matter).

https://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/kirk-herbstreit-is-shilling-for-ohio-state.155685/

I'm not going to bother linking anything specific. But Bushwood is as angry as ever.
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as we suspected, if OSU gets into the CFP while PSU does not as B1G champion it will be one of the most glorious thing in the history of the internet
 
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Never thought I'd say this, but...

"Thank you, Penn State. Your whiteout victory actually made Ohio State's path to the playoff easier. It also gets your hopes up at the possible chance of making the playoff, only to hopefully get crushed and you can't even blame the B1G."

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Woody1968 said:
If Penn State wins the B1G they will jump us and we will be left out. I don't know why anyone in their right mind would want this.
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I think that most people think that since Ohio State is #2, we can't fall below #4 without losing. I wish this were true, but the committee has shown that they're willing to drop a team from #3 to #6 despite winning. Different circumstances, but it still happened. I don't know what I think will happen. Sometimes I think that there's no way they'll drop us to #5 if we beat Michigan State and a top-10 Michigan team (after we beat them, they won't be top-5). That would make something like 3 wins over top-10 teams, and a loss to a top-10 team. How do you leave the Buckeyes out? Other times, I think it'll be tough to argue to put Ohio State in over Penn State, or another conference champion.

However, since these poll results are about as useful as I am after 5:00, I'll use them to make fun of Penn State fans.
 
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