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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

I'm just trying to figure out what an Admimistrator is. Has Kyle now been promoted to a secret unknown level above Administrator? Sort of a top secret elitist p rick?

It's elitist prick crap like that, that's going to force Kyle to ban you. I, on the other hand, welcome my new admimistrating Overlord and look forward to his wise and beneficent leadership.
 
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It's elitist prick crap like that, that's going to force Kyle to ban you.

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It's elitist prick crap like that, that's going to force Kyle to ban you. I, on the other hand, welcome my new admimistrating Overlord and look forward to his wise and beneficent leadership.
Nobody likes an ass kisser. However, having said that, I am confident that our new admimistrator pricktus elitus, will govern wisely and fairly.
 
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Well, listen up Elitist P rick of Interior Ohio, Omniscient Seer, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ and Joesus, Prince of Apostles of Assistant Coaches, Super Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church and C Deck, Primate of Rome and Tarzana, California, Arch Bishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province and Sections of South Newark, Sovereign of the State Collegium of Middle Pennsylvania, Servant of the Servants of God Himself and the Grand Poobah of BP, uneasy rests the crown...

Just sleep on that thought tonight.
 
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https://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threa...oes-in-football-and-the-wins-ive-seen.100495/

Talking about their favorite "tough" opponents that they (Penn State) beat. OP states games that he saw in person. Of course, 2005 Ohio State makes everyone's list. I just love the "we're back" part. And the fact that 2001 is on that list is funny. Ohio State lost 4 other blargin' games that year - how were they a "tough" opponent?

And now that I look at OP's list, I'm thinking he's a goofball.

Nebraska '82 - greatest game ever at Beaver Stadium, '02 - maybe the loudest game ever at Beaver Stadium
Michigan '95 Snow Bowl, '08 - blowout payback losing streak ends, '10, '13 4 OT game
Wisconsin - '97, '12 OT in very cold conditions
Michigan State - '00, '02 LJ, '04, '06
Ohio State - '01 #324, '05 We're back!!!!
Iowa - '07
Northwestern - '10 #400

Michigan - "Snow Bowl"? GTFO. And 2008? The year Michigan won 3 games??? Great "tough" opponent there.
Wisconsin in 2012 - congratulations: you beat a 4-loss team. Maybe 5 losses. I guess Wisconsin went on to win the Big Ten championship, anyway. Meh.
Michigan State - Before maybe 2010, they were Michigan State. Perennial 4-loss team. You get no credit for any of those games.
And Northwestern - outside of 1995-1996, and maybe a couple of other years, they absolutely do not count as "tough".

As far as being "back", here's a list of the number of losses starting with 2005:
1, 4, 4, 2, 2, 5, 4, 4, 5, 6, 6. Average = 3.9 losses per year.
Yeah, yeah, but... SANCTIONS!!! So take out 2012 and on. 3.1 losses per year.

Ohio State in that same timeframe:
2, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 7, 0, 2, 1, 1. Average = 2.0 losses per year.
Ok, SANCTIONS!!! Take out 2011. Meh. Or not. F that. We have as many losses (22) in those 11 years, total, as they do if they can cherry-pick the best 7-year stretch.
 
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I never understood the "We're back" nonsense. They played a fucking hype video before the game that plastered that all over the screen. Why the fuck would you ever put something out there that admits you were gone at one point?

That 2005 game is a black mark on Ohio State football. We could have taken a lot of shine off that lusterless program if we had won. They fucking made tshirts over that game.

Dammit Zurp.....thanks a lot.
 
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I never understood the "We're back" nonsense. They played a fucking hype video before the game that plastered that all over the screen. Why the fuck would you ever put something out there that admits you were gone at one point?

That 2005 game is a black mark on Ohio State football. We could have taken a lot of shine off that lusterless program if we had won. They fucking made tshirts over that game.

Dammit Zurp.....thanks a lot.
T-Shirts? Those idiots made this too:

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