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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

I'm going to root for the cult this one fucking time, and here's my reasoning. If Michigan Man's lame 1969 fantasy does come through, and we tie Michigan for the East, they go to the CCG, and we're left sitting at home with no way to play ourselves into the playoffs. If however the cult wins, then we still back into the playoffs with a loss to Michigan and have a chance to play our way in against a probable undefeated top 4 Iowa team.

But just this year. Moving forward, this will be the one game per year that I root for The Harbaugh and The Bonaduce Bastard.

Bonaduce Bastard!!!! Stop it, stop.... You're killing me!!! That's exactly why this website passes the eyeball test...rapier wit, nifty verbiage and concise analytics. GO BUCKS!!!
 
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BWI is already blaming the refs for their loss this weekend and the game hasn't even been played. Complaining that Michigan will not be allowed to lose so the match up with Ohio State is more important. What a bunch of fucking turds. Reading those threads all like.....
 
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ugh. If it were me, I'd get tired of sorting through all the names they have for things. Just call them Rutgers you dumbasses. Buttgers isn't funny enough to be worth the brain power it takes to translate it back to Rutgers so you remember who you're whining about today.
 
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Since they hate everything to do with the B1G, I can only assume PedSU is going to politely decline their $40mm check when it shows up next year? No??? Then STFU.....

To borrow from A Few Good Men...

Jim Delaney: ...I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a school and fanbase who rises and sleeps under the blanket of cash that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you go to the AAC, and see how that works out for you. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 
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Bushwood CC has a lot of mental issues and a personality for each and every one of them...

I hope they isolate him because he goes on a shooting rampage at whatever old people's home he lives in...
The funny thing is, when he first re-appeared as "Franklin Restores Whateverthefuck, he stayed low key and it wasn't obvious it was Bushwood. It only took a few days and he was back in full form.
I just picture him sitting in front of his computer in his underwear, walls full of pictures of Joesus and ones of Delaney with his eyes scratched out, spitting and slobering as he types.
 
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The funny thing is, when he first re-appeared as "Franklin Restores Whateverthefuck, he stayed low key and it wasn't obvious it was Bushwood. It only took a few days and he was back in full form.
I just picture him sitting in front of his computer in his underwear, walls full of pictures of Joesus and ones of Delaney with his eyes scratched out, spitting and slobering as he types.
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In today's "bizarre thread of the day" (there is ALWAYS one bizarre thread a day), Tom McAndrew commented about what type of BWI posts and jokes he finds to be "offensive."

Evidently, McAndrew does not approve of somebody editing an incredibly obscure Wikipedia page and making fun of a one-time-popular BWI poster (MarshCreekEagle). Never mind those threads talking about "angles of penetration" and such!!! Posts like THIS one are horribly offensive!!!!!!

http://bwi.forums.rivals.com/threads/since-dick-honig-is-being-talked-about-here-2-questions.62153/

It's kind of funny, MarshCreekEagle actually left BWI in June 2012 because BWI basically declared war upon him, for NOT being among the "Paterno Loyalists." Anthony Lubrano actually posted MarshCreekEagle's personal information on the board once. Awesome behavior from a Board-of-Trustees member!

(yes, I am telling the truth, I was the one-time Wikipedia editor back in August 2010)
 
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