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Penn State Cult (Joe Knew)

Noob question.. why does someone always bring up "beat Nebraska"?

Because that's what the now-dead pedophile enabler yelled at the end of his reign at the helm of Ped State....

And, if memory serves, it occurred during his impromptu address to the crowd of students assembled outside his house the night he was fired, concluding his remarks to them which had included his deeply sensitive "victims, or whatever you want to call them" statement on the scandal/tragedy which was still raw & bleeding. Joe, like the cult, had his priorities straight.
 
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And, if memory serves, it occurred during his impromptu address to the crowd of students assembled outside his house the night he was fired, concluding his remarks to them which had included his deeply sensitive "victims, or whatever you want to call them" statement on the scandal/tragedy which was still raw & bleeding. Joe, like the cult, had his priorities straight.

Yup that too....after which said students began to riot...
 
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BWI is ridiculous, not that we didn't already know that.

I was browsing yesterday just before dinner and there was some Buckeye fans providing some facts (not to be confused with FACTS!!1!1!) about the current Ohio State roster and the fact that Franklin oversigned at Vandy, all fairly straightforward. This morning, all gone.
 
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Making any evidence (not EVIDENTS111!!!!) disappear if it conflicts with their petrified belief system sounds about right.

It's been working for them so far where the more important issues are concerned.

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A cult member starts a thread that Franklin should call a time out each game this year with 4:09 remaining on the clock if the win is assured. Of, course the ridiculousness takes off from there.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178820045&mid=178820045&sid=890&style=2

Sooner Lion: "For the games where there is no doubt of victory, suggest that Franklin calls time out in the 4th quarter with exactly 4:09 remaining on the clock. Would give everyone in the stadium a subtle, but clear reminder that Joe built this program."

psu1969a: "Rename Curtin
Road between University Drive and Porter Road as The Paterno Way .

Designate the address of Beaver Stadium as 409 The Paterno Way ; every piece of mail would
be an advertisement. Place the following above the South Tunnel Entrance:

Beaver
Stadium

409 The Paterno Way

Success
with Honor

Designate the address of the BJC as 1 The Paterno Way .

Think about the team and band coming to the game down the
street on The Paterno Way"

Fac:
"Change the street names where Suhey, Joyner, et all live To Joe Paterno Street, Joe Paterno lane, Joe Paterno Blvd etc."

Doc-M: "For one day, on JoePa's birthday, give Penn State new name 'Paterno State'."

Levar!!!1: "Rename University Park to Joe, as in Joe, PA."

PennState1997: "From this day forward the "Dean's List" is now "Joe's List" at Penn State University."

mean15: "Every home game should feature an airplane towing a "409" banner......"
 
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A cult member starts a thread that Franklin should call a time out each game this year with 4:09 remaining on the clock if the win is assured. Of, course the ridiculousness takes off from there.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178820045&mid=178820045&sid=890&style=2

Sooner Lion: "For the games where there is no doubt of victory, suggest that Franklin calls time out in the 4th quarter with exactly 4:09 remaining on the clock. Would give everyone in the stadium a subtle, but clear reminder that Joe built this program."

psu1969a: "Rename Curtin
Road between University Drive and Porter Road as The Paterno Way .

Designate the address of Beaver Stadium as 409 The Paterno Way ; every piece of mail would
be an advertisement. Place the following above the South Tunnel Entrance:

Beaver
Stadium

409 The Paterno Way

Success
with Honor

Designate the address of the BJC as 1 The Paterno Way .

Think about the team and band coming to the game down the
street on The Paterno Way"

Fac:
"Change the street names where Suhey, Joyner, et all live To Joe Paterno Street, Joe Paterno lane, Joe Paterno Blvd etc."

Doc-M: "For one day, on JoePa's birthday, give Penn State new name 'Paterno State'."

Levar!!!1: "Rename University Park to Joe, as in Joe, PA."

PennState1997: "From this day forward the "Dean's List" is now "Joe's List" at Penn State University."

mean15: "Every home game should feature an airplane towing a "409" banner......"

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A cult member starts a thread that Franklin should call a time out each game this year with 4:09 remaining on the clock if the win is assured. Of, course the ridiculousness takes off from there.

https://bwi.rivals.com/showmsg.asp?fid=36&tid=178820045&mid=178820045&sid=890&style=2

Sooner Lion: "For the games where there is no doubt of victory, suggest that Franklin calls time out in the 4th quarter with exactly 4:09 remaining on the clock. Would give everyone in the stadium a subtle, but clear reminder that Joe built this program."

psu1969a: "Rename Curtin
Road between University Drive and Porter Road as The Paterno Way .

Designate the address of Beaver Stadium as 409 The Paterno Way ; every piece of mail would
be an advertisement. Place the following above the South Tunnel Entrance:

Beaver
Stadium

409 The Paterno Way

Success
with Honor

Designate the address of the BJC as 1 The Paterno Way .

Think about the team and band coming to the game down the
street on The Paterno Way"

Fac:
"Change the street names where Suhey, Joyner, et all live To Joe Paterno Street, Joe Paterno lane, Joe Paterno Blvd etc."

Doc-M: "For one day, on JoePa's birthday, give Penn State new name 'Paterno State'."

Levar!!!1: "Rename University Park to Joe, as in Joe, PA."

PennState1997: "From this day forward the "Dean's List" is now "Joe's List" at Penn State University."

mean15: "Every home game should feature an airplane towing a "409" banner......"
Here's a few of my own:

Give a piece of The True Rail to every church in central Pennsylvania....

Force Dennis Franklin to stand next to Cardboard Joe on the sidelines....

Fire the Board of Trustees, hire the Big Uglies to run the university....

Replace the Lion's Roar with "Beat Nebraska!"

Tattoo "409" on every newborn baby in Centre County....

Wisconsin has Jump Around, Penn State fans should do the Paterno Quickstep right before halftime....

Rename the Road to Hell, start calling it the Paterno Way....

Free Koolaid for all cult members!!!
 
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Sorry if already posted..


Start around 2:30

I don't normally watch Keith Olbermann, but it was on the "recommended for you" section of youtube. I guess youtube knows me pretty well.


"Sit down. Shut up. And Atone."

Keith, I think I LOVE you.

PS Wouldn't apologize if it's already posted. Olbermann's rant is so perfect, I want to copy it down in its entirety and make it my signature. Someone should record the audio from this and drive a truck through the streets of State College broadcasting it on game day for the next twenty years.
 
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