Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

[MD Buckeye]

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Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty

LEBANON, Pa. - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged the man with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

 

[Taosman]

Hole-in-one?

 

[Taosman]

Life's ambition to be a honey dipper?

 

[Taosman]

Couldn't have just dropped his wallet?

 

[Taosman]

Seat was broke?

 

[Taosman]

Was reading MGoBlog and laughed so hard he slipped in?

 

[Taosman]

Was afraid of using the seat for fear of getting "the Butt Disease"?

 

[Taosman]

Liked the echo?

 

[Taosman]

Trying to simulate the "Nittany Roar"?

 

[Taosman]

Ran out of clean tp?

 

[Taosman]

Is a communist and trying to simulate what his next life will look/smell like?

 

[Taosman]

JoPa?

 

[MD Buckeye]

:tic:

 

[Bob Saccamano]

Hole-in-one?

Life's ambition to be a honey dipper?

Couldn't have just dropped his wallet?

Seat was broke?

Was reading MGoBlog and laughed so hard he slipped in?

Was afraid of using the seat for fear of getting "the Butt Disease"?

Liked the echo?

Trying to simulate the "Nittany Roar"?

Ran out of clean tp?

Is a communist and trying to simulate what his next life will look/smell like?

JoPa?

 

[Taosman]

Ghost Rider the pattern is full!