Owen Wilson Attempts Suicide

[Bleed S & G]

She's just a little bitch. If she had really wanted to do it, she would've used a gun.

yuup.

 

[Big Papa]

Can't be good for one's depression when they also fail at committing suicide.

He must have gone across the street instead of up the river. Dummy.

Edit: Which I see OCBF has illustrated.

 

[Muck]

Although suicide is bad, I think I stopped caring about anything Hollywood does about 29 years ago

Bad News Bears go to Japan was the straw that broke the camel's back eh?

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Maybe he should have cut his huge nose off instead, he would have been guaranteed to bleed to death then.

He apparently didn't have a chainsaw handy...

 

[TRON]

 

[OCBucksFan]

He must have gone across the street instead of up the river. Dummy.

Edit: Which I see OCBF has illustrated.

Married guy here, I have all the escape illustrations on my computer, just in case. Though, the jumping out of the car will be my first escape should it come down to that

 

[jwinslow]

 

[OCBuckWife]

Married guy here, I have all the escape illustrations on my computer, just in case. Though, the jumping out of the car will be my first escape should it come down to that

how do you escape from something sharp in every room my love? and when we are in a car together, you are the driver....oh. shit.

 

[TRON]

That's hot.

 

[DaytonBuck]

I bet he was on a ton of blow