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Owen Wilson Attempts Suicide

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Best Buckeye;912491; said:
Although suicide is bad, I think I stopped caring about anything Hollywood does about 29 years ago
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This story still matters to me.

Of course, it's less important than an ingrown toenail on one of the third-team Buckeyes offensive linemen. And I'm sorry, but if that story is true, HIPAA regulations would prevent me from releasing his name.
 
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BB73;912508; said:
This story still matters to me.

Of course, it's less important than an ingrown toenail on one of the third-team Buckeyes offensive linemen. And I'm sorry, but if that story is true, HIPAA regulations would prevent me from releasing his name.
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Well hell Bill if you care that much then I at the very least will have to care that you care, unless of course that you don't care if I care or if I have an ingrown toenail.
 
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Hmmm...

Every botched "wrist cut" attempt reminds me of High School when we had some fireman or EMT or whatever come in for some damned thing...

At the end... there is a Q&A...

Stupid Chick: "Did you ever save someone who tried to kill themselves?"

Fireman: "Sure, lots of times. Problem is, people are stupid. You get morons who try to cut their wrists with razors, and really, they are never in danger of dying. I'm sick of those idiots feeling sorry for themselves on the way to the hospital. If you guys ever want to kill yourselves by cutting your wrists, get a butchers knife and chop into your arm as deeply as you can and make sur you cut that artery, and then when I get there, I can just call to coroner."
 
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AKAKBUCK;912516; said:
Hmmm...

Every botched "wrist cut" attempt reminds me of High School when we had some fireman or EMT or whatever come in for some damned thing...

At the end... there is a Q&A...

Stupid Chick: "Did you ever save someone who tried to kill themselves?"

Fireman: "Sure, lots of times. Problem is, people are stupid. You get morons who try to cut their wrists with razors, and really, they are never in danger of dying. I'm sick of those idiots feeling sorry for themselves on the way to the hospital. If you guys ever want to kill yourselves by cutting your wrists, get a butchers knife and chop into your arm as deeply as you can and make sur you cut that artery, and then when I get there, I can just call to coroner."
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Best Buckeye;912521; said:
All I know is that in days gone by and anywhere other than California a man would have done it the right way and just inhaled a shotgun blast. Thats what toes are for you know.:biggrin:
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Oh, hell... whatever happened to "Death by Motorcycle wreck" so you family could still collect the insurance?
 
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Best Buckeye;912511; said:
Well hell Bill if you care that much then I at the very least will have to care that you care, unless of course that you don't care if I care or if I have an ingrown toenail.
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I'm not sure, do you have any eligibility left?
 
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scooter1369;912652; said:
I agree. Now they gotta nurse him back to health and be really nice to him for God knows how long, or he'll "cry for help" again.

That poor family, held hostage by a temper tantrum.

Pray for them
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Just so there is no misunderstanding Scooter, To heck with anyone who tries to commit suicide but the family always has to put up with the BS.
 
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