Oregon Ducks (aka U of Nike)

[Jaxbuck]

I'm afraid to ask what google search yielded that . . .

"fucked up duck"

apologies @Palpie didn't see your post

 

[alexhortdog95]

Oregon turned down a dark alley in Salt Lake City, and got mugged. Taken were:

- Brand new AF1s.
- Virginity
- Any loose change they had.

That is all.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Oregon turned down a dark alley in Salt Lake City, and got mugged. Taken were:

- Brand new AF1s.
- Virginity
- Any loose change they had.

That is all.

The game was in Eugene

 

[Jaxbuck]

I forget which southern board it was, but a classic post loss meltdown quote from a few years back wen't something like "this was like getting raped by your father-in-law while your wife watches."

I think that is about what the Ducks felt like Saturday night.

 

[Palpie]

I forget which southern board it was, but a classic post loss meltdown quote from a few years back wen't something like "this was like getting raped by your father-in-law while your wife watches."

I think that is about what the Ducks felt like Saturday night.

Couldn't have been a southern board. down here they just call the wife's father "daddy".

 

[Jaxbuck]

Couldn't have been a southern board. down here they just call the wife's father "daddy".

after he rapes them or before?

 

[Palpie]

after he rapes them or before?

Before, they may be ignorant morons, but they follow the second commandment. Other acceptable names are papa and diddy.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Before, they may be ignorant morons, but they follow the second commandment. Other acceptable names are papa and diddy.

2nd commandment? Thou shall not get fucked by thou's wife's father?

 

[Palpie]

2nd commandment? Thou shall not get fucked by thou's wife's father?

Isn't that the honour YOUR father and mother one? I'm not real up on the commandments though.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Isn't that the honour YOUR father and mother one? I'm not real up on the commandments though.

me neither

pretty sure the bible isn't ok with getting fucked in the ass by wifes dad though.

However, it may have been a more accepted practice back in old testament days.

 

[Saw31]

I went back through some old meltdowns from last year and my favorite was...

Apparently our plan is to suck their dicks in the first quarter, and then beat them after they fall asleep.

Plan failed for the Ducks.

 

[Dryden]

 

[Muck]

 

[DiamondBuck]

Apparently SLJ doesn't know how to spell Auburn. Or Tennessee. Or Arkansas.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

... and finally... _that's_ what a Ute looks like!